I silently dread the day IDA's Ten Worst Zoos for Elephants arrives with all its misinformation designed to target wine moms and other idiots this year.
I used to dread it too, but life for such a majority of elephants has gotten so much better in the last two decades that they're running out of legitimate complaints. For years, they raged against free contact and keeper injury, but with only isolated examples of that left, have had to heighten the rhetoric using insignificant or illogical reasons. Last year, they were reduced to claiming Milwaukee was terrible for building a state-of-the-art new exhibit because its very spaciousness would enable the zoo to accommodate more elephants! They ranted for years about elephants who had no companion or only a companion that wasn't its species, but then when singles and pairs were moved to make herds of three, IDA complained in that same highly-dramatic rhetoric that they had been moved! They were snuck out in the dead of night in stealth operations so no one would know! Or that the endlessly-paperworked African elephants were "kidnapped" and secreted out of the country by zoos who make the list solely for exhibiting the herds that IDA maintains all elephants need. Zoos make the list simply for breeding, with IDA claiming that EEHV deaths can be predicted and are therefore "murder.". Their goal of getting all animals out of zoos is starting to become patently obvious, with the dramatic rhetoric contrasting starkly with the ridiculousness of complaints being made. It should be getting obvious to even wine moms that IDA simply wants no elephants--or eventually any animals--in zoos at all.
We should probably be able to predict what will be on this year's list, right? In no particular order:
1. Billy wasting away all alone in the luxurious LA Zoo--with three females for company. They'll second the proposal for PAWS to build a whole new barn for him so he can live in (to use their words) "solitary confinement.". I mean, really, isn't this senseless to the average person?
2. Oregon, for losing Lily to EEHV and Chendra's fetus in miscarriage.
3. Columbus for the death of Phoebe's Ellie.
4. Indianapolis for the loss of both calves to EEHV..
5. St. Louis for allowing Rani to become pregnant.
6. ALS for having FC and rides, which injured a keeper. It will be interesting to see if IDA will go there, seeing as ALS has successfully been spared or ignored to date, despite having shows, rides, and the most successful breeding program in the western hemisphere.
7. The dispersing of the two African herds to more zoos.
8. The roadside car-wash facilities.
9. Any zoo who has had an elephant in their 40s die, since we all know elephants in the wild would still be giving birth and travelling 100s of miles a day into their upper 70s.
Hall of Shame:
1. Any zoo with 1-2 elephants like Edmonton, Bronx, and Buttonwood who haven't followed IDA's orders to move them to a sanctuary.
2. Any zoo that has built incredible new habitats to make their elephants' lives better because it could possibly lead to breeding or acquiring enough elephants to make a herd.
What have I missed? (I'm serious--please add anything I've missed for 2019, especially African holdings or new roadside zoos!)
Do people really buy into any of this?