I am so shocked

Here's the newspaper article:
HOPES of an orangutan baby boom at Paignton Zoo this summer have been dashed.
Zookeepers announced earlier this year that three of its female orangutans were expecting babies this spring and summer.
But now keepers suspect they have been hoodwinked.
Zoo curator of mammals Neil Bemment said from last autumn they thought the orangs were pregnant.
"Now it seems this is not the case.
"There had been no observed matings for some time, and as none of the females were coming into season, we thought that male Demo had been a 'demon' in the fathering stakes.
"However, they have recently been seen mating again, so regrettably our initial excitement would appear to have been a false alarm."
Even experienced zoo staff find it difficult to tell if an orangutan is pregnant and urine testing is not 100 per cent reliable.
Female Mali, who was supposedly due first, seemed to have got a lot fatter without overeating and at one point had 'obvious signs of pregnancy'.
"There is a possibility either it was a phantom pregnancy brought on by a temporary hormone imbalance or she actually aborted in the early stages of pregnancy in her spacious outdoor enclosure and we never saw the signs."
He said anaesthetising to establish pregnancy by ultrasound is possible but unnecessarily risky so a training programme is underway for them to accept such a procedure without the need for anaesthesia.
"This takes time as orangutans are by nature very suspicious of anything new and putting conductive jelly on their abdomens without them licking it off immediately is just one of the challenges.
"We made preparations in case a mother rejected a baby. I'm sure they will stand us in good stead in the future, and we are hopeful one or more of our females will become pregnant soon."
Paignton Zoo's group of Bornean orang utans is made up of male Demo, aged 10. and females Gambira 11, Chinta 18 and Mali 13.