"Shirley" The Elephant-Sized Wombat

[Blackduiker]

What an exhibit species this would make:

Australians discover surely the largest wombat - the size of an elephant - to ever walk the Earth (...and promptly call it 'Shirley') | Mail Online

 

[nanoboy]

What an exhibit species this would make:

Australians discover surely the largest wombat - the size of an elephant - to ever walk the Earth (...and promptly call it 'Shirley') | Mail Online

As fascinating as the article is, not surprisingly, I was distracted by the stereotypical Daily Mail article at the bottom about the 'Wayne Rooney prostitute' being pregnant and not knowing who the father is.

 

[gentle lemur]

I have this picture in my head of this big brown creature wandering around, muttering the late Leslie Nielsen's line '. . and don't call me Shirley!'

Alan