Spam Messages

cleusk

cleusk

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What spam messages do you usually get in your inbox?

Mine are usually invites to date Russian women.

 
The usual: Nigerian princes wanting to give me money, pills for penis enlargements, supposed friends who want me to click a link which turns out to be a **** site, adverts for fake watches and handbags.
 
You're still offered pills? I keep getting adverts for magic potions.

I also get adverts to purchase videos on how to seduce women.
 
christianmingle.com ads, food info, how to make money fast, addict counseling, testosterone booster, AT&T ads, dencher discounts, cat food discounts, tire discount coupons, eHarmony, other dating sites, cruise deals, no-cost credit cards, more dating sites, 6-pack abs fast, and for some reason some WWF stuff and an email notification for the fireflies in zoos thread are all the kind of things found in my Gmail spam folder.

~Thylo:cool:
 
Here is a good one I got the other day. :rolleyes::D


Good Day Friend.

Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Regards

Don Vanuchi
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Oh my goodness Monty! Didn't you read the warning at the bottom?! "DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW."

The Italian Mafia aren't what they used to be.

I'm very disappointed; I only get emails from Nigeria :(
 
I never get anything that exciting...not even penis enlargement standard. Mine are all from shopping websites and cheap holiday providers.
 
Never got anything farfetched like Monty's. The closest thing I ever got was a request to wire some money on behalf of an orphanage.
 
I decided to check my junk folder today. Here are a few.

"Hello Mr !!! I think that my letter will a surprise for you. But I will try to explain why I write to you. Some weeks ago I was asking the agency to find a man for me. I filled the form and waiting. And today They gave me your email address. And so I write to you now.
So..... about me....
My full name - Glashek Elizabeth. I'm 26 years old. I was born in Slovakia. Now I live in England. In Liverpool city. I live In this beautiful city one year. I'm a lawyer in the company "General Motors". I love my job, It's very interesting and communicative. I am very sociable girl. I'm not married and I have no children. I read books, play sports : Basketball and Tennis. I like swimming and diving. My height 165 cm. My weight 57 kg. Eyes - brown. hair color-light brown. I had a long relationship with a man over 2 years ago. But he lied to me. I did not want such a relationship.I want to find a man with whom I will be very happy. I need a responsible man. Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on my personal e-mail.

Here is my email address - removed

I'll have a vacation in 1 month. And I plan to visit in your country. I was never in this country. I'm curious to know all about the culture and people in your country.

I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about y
ourself. Your interests,hobby?
I will waiting your letter !

With the best regards.
Elizabeth"
 
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I am an honest guy, so I guess that I should assist...

"Beloved;

I am Mrs. Janet Obeid; it's true we do not known each other but My spirit led me to write you this email. I write you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart because my Doctor informed me that It will take only the will of God for me to survive due to my Complicated health issues (CANCER). Based on this, I want to will my money 10.5 million USD to a faithful and God fearing person who will use it as I will instruct hence I am contacting you. I want you to use the funds to raise a business in any area you have experience and expertise and to disburse 50% of the annual net profit on charity causes, 35% for expansion (or diversification) while 15% will be kept by you as compensation for your labour.The disbursements should be made to charities such as orphanages, motherless babies homes and to humanitarian causes. I will wait to hear from you if you can handle this task with honesty.

Reply me only on this email; removed
Warm wishes from,

Janet Obeid"
 
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Well, now I am confused, because I got the same email but from a different person. Maybe they all are the same height and weight and have the same name.... or maybe she just has 2 email addresses...

"Hello Mr !!! I think that my letter will a surprise for you. But I will try to explain why I write to you. Some weeks ago I was asking the agency to find a man for me. I filled the form and waiting. And today They gave me your email address. And so I write to you now.
So..... about me....
My full name - Glashek Elizabeth. I'm 26 years old. I was born in Slovakia. Now I live in England. In Liverpool city. I live In this beautiful city one year. I'm a lawyer in the company "General Motors". I love my job, It's very interesting and communicative. I am very sociable girl. I'm not married and I have no children. I read books, play sports : Basketball and Tennis. I like swimming and diving. My height 165 cm. My weight 57 kg. Eyes - brown. hair color-light brown. I had a long relationship with a man over 2 years ago. But he lied to me. I did not want such a relationship.I want to find a man with whom I will be very happy. I need a responsible man. Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on my personal e-mail.

Here is my email address - removed

I'll have a vacation in 1 month. And I plan to visit in your country. I was never in this country. I'm curious to know all about the culture and people in your country.

I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about y
ourself. Your interests,hobby?
I will waiting your letter !

With the best regards.
Elizabeth"
 
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nanoboy said:
Well, now I am confused, because I got the same email but from a different person. Maybe they all are the same height and weight and have the same name.... or maybe she just has 2 email addresses...

"Hello Mr !!! I think that my letter will a surprise for you. But I will try to explain why I write to you. Some weeks ago I was asking the agency to find a man for me. I filled the form and waiting. And today They gave me your email address. And so I write to you now.
So..... about me....
My full name - Glashek Elizabeth. I'm 26 years old. I was born in Slovakia. Now I live in England. In Liverpool city. I live In this beautiful city one year. I'm a lawyer in the company "General Motors". I love my job, It's very interesting and communicative. I am very sociable girl. I'm not married and I have no children. I read books, play sports : Basketball and Tennis. I like swimming and diving. My height 165 cm. My weight 57 kg. Eyes - brown. hair color-light brown. I had a long relationship with a man over 2 years ago. But he lied to me. I did not want such a relationship.I want to find a man with whom I will be very happy. I need a responsible man. Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on my personal e-mail.

Here is my email address - removed

I'll have a vacation in 1 month. And I plan to visit in your country. I was never in this country. I'm curious to know all about the culture and people in your country.

I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about y
ourself. Your interests,hobby?
I will waiting your letter !

With the best regards.
Elizabeth"
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I bet neither of them email you back if you say that your hobby is ZooChat :D
 
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Suppose Elizabeth and Janet are Zoochatters from the Chinese chicken sexing university?

Epickoala, is it normal for 9 year olds to have their own email addresses? I don't have kids or very young cousins, so I don't know. I find it quite frightening that a 9 year old would have access to a personal unsupervised email address when there are spam messages like these.
 
tigris115 said:
For me it's penis pills, WWF, and single horny girls.
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The World Wildlife Fund messages are set to your spam folder? Same here which is wierd because I want them.

@nanoboy- I definetly isn't normal for a 9 year old to have an email address. I didn't have one until I was 13 and that was only because the school required it.

~Thylo:cool:
 
nanoboy said:
Suppose Elizabeth and Janet are Zoochatters from the Chinese chicken sexing university?

Epickoala, is it normal for 9 year olds to have their own email addresses? I don't have kids or very young cousins, so I don't know. I find it quite frightening that a 9 year old would have access to a personal unsupervised email address when there are spam messages like these.
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Got mine at either 7 or 8 because all of my friends had it, and I wanted it. (typical me):rolleyes:
 
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