so yesterday decided to check out taronga for the first time in years.
since my last visit would probably have been about 5 years ago there was a lot to check out. most of the zoo would be unrecognisable to me.
taronga is a shopping mall.
why?
well mainly because taronga has a serious crowd problem. i have heard it mentioned here on the forum before but i had no idea. its outrageous.
i queued up for a ferry ticket
i queued up for the ferry
i queued up for the skyfari
i queued up to enter
then walked into the reptile house and discovered it was one long queue.
and i'm not even going to mention lunch.
its actually at the point where they have to think about limiting the number of people that can enter. it was ridiculous. i had children with me and we kept losing them. you couldn't move. and i mean ANYWHERE. i barely saw a single animal. there were deep crowds at every single exhibit. getting out of the aviaries was a nightmare thanks to the "airlock" style doors that require one to be closed before another opens. virtually anything that could hide had done so. fortunately for most this was easy since the glass was almost always opaque with childrens fingerprints and snot.
as for exhibit design. well that all adds to the mall vibe. like most modern zoo exhibits everything is over-engineered. the bull elephant exhibit is a classic example of zoo architecture run amok - and no doubt making the exhibit 10 times costlier than it needed to be thus depriving other areas of renovations. there are huge steel pillers to support shade sails that could have been attached to wall or other structure just a few meters away. the fencing is often had an enormous amount of materials poured into its design and structure when in reality - it actually serves no purpose. not the design and often not even the wall itself.
there are escalators. taronga's topography needs it - but i'm just saying - its a shopping mall.
the elephant show was ugly. the elephants were introduced one by one and waved at the audience. the audience squeeled in delight and cheered.
the speakers were soooooo loud. the keeper was reading of a card. she had a bogan accent. we moved on.
wild asia? meh. i didn't like the landscaping. its not a forest at all. its a series of structures. its not an immersion exhibit. its an asian themed garden. not a forest. the best thing were the aviaries (if you could get out). the francois langur exhibit looked nice and big. so too did the fishing cats. the tapir exhibit is atrocious. thank god it won't be replaced. of course most of the animals were hiding. the elephant exhibit is too small. it really is smaller than melbournes overall.
GSO i made it halfway through and then realised that i had to walk all the way to a bottom of a hill and then back up again just to see the penguins and leopard seals. we lied and convinced my nephew we would see them on the way out. from what i saw it it had some nice things about it. some nice touches.
by this stage i just wanted to leave. so we did. we had already spent over $200 - taronga is the biggest rip off of all time.
so yes, it was an aweful day. and the verdict is, that in all seriousness - i probably won't ever go back. and before anyone tears my throat out - i'm not saying that many of the problems are the fault of the zoos management. i mean, how do you stop the crowds from coming? how do you design good exhibits and have decent navigation for a zoo thats built on a steep hill? its not easy.
but like the rest of sydney, the best thing about the place is the view.
likewise - i'm admittedly am over zoos a lot. i think i like talking about zoos much more than i actually like visiting them. i really don't care much for watching the animals. i like the design. i guess i've seen enough of my fair share of wild animals in their habitat to get no thrill out of seeing things at the zoo whatsoever - let alone another elephant or monkey. i haven't enjoyed the last few zoo visits i've had anywhere. this is not a melbourne vs sydney thing. there is lots of stuff i love about sydney. thats why i lived there for a time. and thats why i frequently visit the city.
but, thats that. i hated that experience and if i hated the experience then how can i rate the place highly? i can't.
highly overrated. and the fact that the half day stung us $200 made it all the worse.
since my last visit would probably have been about 5 years ago there was a lot to check out. most of the zoo would be unrecognisable to me.
taronga is a shopping mall.
why?
well mainly because taronga has a serious crowd problem. i have heard it mentioned here on the forum before but i had no idea. its outrageous.
i queued up for a ferry ticket
i queued up for the ferry
i queued up for the skyfari
i queued up to enter
then walked into the reptile house and discovered it was one long queue.
and i'm not even going to mention lunch.
its actually at the point where they have to think about limiting the number of people that can enter. it was ridiculous. i had children with me and we kept losing them. you couldn't move. and i mean ANYWHERE. i barely saw a single animal. there were deep crowds at every single exhibit. getting out of the aviaries was a nightmare thanks to the "airlock" style doors that require one to be closed before another opens. virtually anything that could hide had done so. fortunately for most this was easy since the glass was almost always opaque with childrens fingerprints and snot.
as for exhibit design. well that all adds to the mall vibe. like most modern zoo exhibits everything is over-engineered. the bull elephant exhibit is a classic example of zoo architecture run amok - and no doubt making the exhibit 10 times costlier than it needed to be thus depriving other areas of renovations. there are huge steel pillers to support shade sails that could have been attached to wall or other structure just a few meters away. the fencing is often had an enormous amount of materials poured into its design and structure when in reality - it actually serves no purpose. not the design and often not even the wall itself.
there are escalators. taronga's topography needs it - but i'm just saying - its a shopping mall.
the elephant show was ugly. the elephants were introduced one by one and waved at the audience. the audience squeeled in delight and cheered.
the speakers were soooooo loud. the keeper was reading of a card. she had a bogan accent. we moved on.
wild asia? meh. i didn't like the landscaping. its not a forest at all. its a series of structures. its not an immersion exhibit. its an asian themed garden. not a forest. the best thing were the aviaries (if you could get out). the francois langur exhibit looked nice and big. so too did the fishing cats. the tapir exhibit is atrocious. thank god it won't be replaced. of course most of the animals were hiding. the elephant exhibit is too small. it really is smaller than melbournes overall.
GSO i made it halfway through and then realised that i had to walk all the way to a bottom of a hill and then back up again just to see the penguins and leopard seals. we lied and convinced my nephew we would see them on the way out. from what i saw it it had some nice things about it. some nice touches.
by this stage i just wanted to leave. so we did. we had already spent over $200 - taronga is the biggest rip off of all time.
so yes, it was an aweful day. and the verdict is, that in all seriousness - i probably won't ever go back. and before anyone tears my throat out - i'm not saying that many of the problems are the fault of the zoos management. i mean, how do you stop the crowds from coming? how do you design good exhibits and have decent navigation for a zoo thats built on a steep hill? its not easy.
but like the rest of sydney, the best thing about the place is the view.
likewise - i'm admittedly am over zoos a lot. i think i like talking about zoos much more than i actually like visiting them. i really don't care much for watching the animals. i like the design. i guess i've seen enough of my fair share of wild animals in their habitat to get no thrill out of seeing things at the zoo whatsoever - let alone another elephant or monkey. i haven't enjoyed the last few zoo visits i've had anywhere. this is not a melbourne vs sydney thing. there is lots of stuff i love about sydney. thats why i lived there for a time. and thats why i frequently visit the city.
but, thats that. i hated that experience and if i hated the experience then how can i rate the place highly? i can't.
highly overrated. and the fact that the half day stung us $200 made it all the worse.