That first one is kinda wholesome in way.
that dolphin is me when the teacher says, hey can i talk to you in the hall.

*Chortles* I find that absolutely hilarious.View attachment 517495
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“Three drops of this potion and Mr Spooky himself would spill his darkest secrets.” - Severus Snape (Source: Harry Potter).
*Chortles* I find that absolutely hilarious.
I've heard multiple people refer to rhinos as "battle unicorns".
"Unicorn"


yes i agree, and i actually really like cows.To be fair, Beef consumption is a problem in the U.S... But yes it is funny. (Note I don't allign with PETA in any way).