The Nonsense Thread

It was my first day back at school today and guess what. I've just spent the last three hours in the hospital because of an injury during my PE lesson and now I've got crutches and a cast over my leg/ankle. Great first day of school or what?
 
Get better soon! it feels the same as getting food poisoning at the first day in Ethiopia and your Ethiopian colleagues saying that that means a warm welcome to Ethiopia according to an Amharic saying....
 
Thanks everyone :) I do appreciate it.

I didn't expect sympathy though :p I just wanted to have a bit of a moan (I am half British ;))

The dirt didn't work by the way.
 
I had a unique wildlife experience today, I was out in the woods looking for Wild Turkeys and Whitetail Deer and I got a really good look at a Yellow Jacket nest. At first I thought I was looking at the den of some kind of small carnivore, because I saw something that looked like bone in there. Then I heard a loud buzzing noise and I realized I was sadly mistaken, the bones were in fact cells the Yellow Jackets had built. Fortunately only one of the stingers got stuck in me, the rest came out cleanly after their owners finished stinging me.

Anyway, I'm strangely glad it happened because that is the best look at a nest of that particular species I have ever had. However, I would not prefer to repeat the experience. For once I will skip the whole wasp spray thing because they are so far in the woods but I might go back and tie some orange tape to a bush near the nest just to remind myself that they are there.
 
Just thought I'd post this, as it was on telly again tonight and amused me, and is relevant to any online discussion. It's from comedian Dave Gorman, who, among other amusing activities, gathers comments from 'the bottom half of the Internet' to create what he calls a 'found poem'. Here is the one from the UK horsemeat-instead-of-beef-in-ready-meals scandal.

I think anyone posting to the web should imagine their comment in this format to check if it is suitable to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZmDPhJ5NM
 
Maguari said:
Just thought I'd post this, as it was on telly again tonight and amused me, and is relevant to any online discussion. It's from comedian Dave Gorman, who, among other amusing activities, gathers comments from 'the bottom half of the Internet' to create what he calls a 'found poem'. Here is the one from the UK horsemeat-instead-of-beef-in-ready-meals scandal.

I think anyone posting to the web should imagine their comment in this format to check if it is suitable to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZmDPhJ5NM
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That's fantastic! Really funny.

I think it would be quite funny if we gathered all the stupidest ever posts on ZooChat! (I think there would be quite a few...)
 
does anyone wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog, and then Lois Lane looked at it and went "Who is that dog? I've never seen that dog before..."?
 
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