The Nonsense Thread

[TeaLovingDave]

I just hope the egg being incubated by @Swampy doesn't look like this:

 

[wensleydale]

Not sure if is really a valid place for this, but i'm ridiculously excited at this. Something I never expected to happen to me happened- I found a mysterious egg sac on a banana!!! It's gone in the reptile incubator for now, hoping something will hatch!

Yes Yes, do keep us posted.

I'm being reminded now of that episode of the Simpsons where Bart hatches those bird eating lizards.

 

[LaughingDove]

I just came across this really funny video. I don't think an explanation is required, just watch it.

 

[lintworm]

I just came across this really funny video. I don't think an explanation is required, just watch it.

Somebody now actually opened a petition to the white house to actually make the NL second, because they asked it so nicely. Only 99.999 signatures left before an official reply from the white house is required

America first, make Netherlands second because they requested it! | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

 

[ThylacineAlive]

Any updates on the egg sac?

~Thylo

 

[Swampy]

sadly it hardened, shrivelled up and went mouldy without ever revealing it's occupants.

 

[Coelacanth18]

sadly it hardened, shrivelled up and went mouldy without ever revealing it's occupants.

Raising kids is hard.

 

[Swampy]

Raising kids is hard.

oh i know, i've raised many gecko, snake & insect babies I was kinda looking forward to some Acid-spitting banana death scorpions, though.

 

[Pootle]

Sounds like my sex life at Uni back in the 90's

 

[ThylacineAlive]

Sounds like my sex life at Uni back in the 90's

Shriveled up and moldy or raising kids?

~Thylo

 

[Coelacanth18]

Shriveled up and moldy or raising kids?

I'm not sure which of those sounds worse... I think they come out even for me.

 

[pachyderm pro]

So I just spent 2 hours of my life going through all 69 pages of this thread... I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed .

 

[Chlidonias]

So I just spent 2 hours of my life going through all 69 pages of this thread.

I do that sometimes. The rambling Zoo Cafe threads are always the most interesting and amusing.

And to think that this 69 (oo-er) page thread was started just ten days after he joined by an over-enthusiastic, probably-hepped-up-on-goofballs, stuck-inside-in-a-blizzard teenager. This shall be his legacy long after the nuclear fallout has destroyed civilisation.

 

[FunkyGibbon]

Sounds like my sex life at Uni back in the 90's

Getting egg all over your banana?

 

[Swampy]

I do that sometimes. The rambling Zoo Cafe threads are always the most interesting and amusing.

And to think that this 69 (oo-er) page thread was started just ten days after he joined by an over-enthusiastic, probably-hepped-up-on-goofballs, stuck-inside-in-a-blizzard teenager. This shall be his legacy long after the nuclear fallout has destroyed civilisation.

it makes me feel so old that this thread began 5 years ago.

 

[Chlidonias]

it makes me feel so old that this thread began 5 years ago.

I joined Zoochat ten years ago. That was back when computers were the size of Morris Minors and zoos had free entry if you brought a dog or cat to feed to the lions. True story.

 

[Azamat Shackleford]

I'm gonna be that guy: I pray to Harambe every night and I will pray for the egg that didn't make it

 

[Chlidonias]

Oregon police call-out for a sniper-cat.

Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appeared To Be Holding Assault Rifle

 

[Swampy]

Oh, that's why they're such a destructive invasive species! It all makes sense now!

 

[LaughingDove]

I joined ZooChat three years ago today. I'm not sure whether to pleased or horrified that I've been on this forum for so long.