The Nonsense Thread

All of you are wrong. I am actually your rich Nigerian uncle who is willing to give you all money accounting to half my fortune. All you need to do is give me your credit card information and bank account information. That way I will be able to transfer the money. Thank you and have a great day :p.
 
In my Spanish class, for some reason my teacher likes to tell us about specific places in Spanish speaking countries (like tourist attractions and things) and put questions about them in the tests.

No joke, on my test there were two questions about ZOODOM.
 
birdsandbats said:
In my Spanish class, for some reason my teacher likes to tell us about specific places in Spanish speaking countries (like tourist attractions and things) and put questions about them in the tests.

No joke, on my test there were two questions about ZOODOM.
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And now my teacher asked me what a solenodon is (I mentioned them in the essay question about ZOODOM's conservation efforts :p).
 
Field Guide to Smileys of ZooChat

:) Common Smiley Emoji felix - The most common species; often seen near good conservation news or when a zoo adds a new species to its collection.

;) Winky Emoji oz - Winkys live in the west and where slaves to The Wicked Which of the West until a little girl, a scarecrow, a lion and a tin man killed her.

:( Sad Smiley Emoji rabb - This emoji usually appears when an animal dies or when discussing the Sumatran Rhino. Be aware that through binoculars this species can appear similar to E. felix.

:mad: Angry Mite Face peta - Usually seen whan animal rights people attack a zoo, or during discussion about very bad enclosures. No similar species.

:confused: Cross-Eyed Smiey Emojidae incertae sedis - This rare species has had biologists confused for decades. Should it be moved to Face or is it truly part of the Emoji line? Only DNA evidence will tell.

:cool: Cool Smiley Emoji swag - Extinct in the Wild. All captive individuals are kept by Thylo, hence why there is a photo of one in every one of his posts.

:p Tounge-Out Emoji colonp - Very common. Often associated with jokes. May appear to Face species from long distances.

:D Green Smiley Emoji verde - Often seen during discussion of very good enclosures. No similar species.

:eek: ZooChat Oo Emoji moho - This emoji is so amazed his name is gaping - twice. It is believed to the closest living relative to the Hawaiian Honeyeaters.

:oops: No Common Name Face shy - Very rare. Used only when member is embarrassed.

:rolleyes: Eye-Roller Face colonrolleyescolon - Very common on The Nonsense Thread. Rare elsewhere.

o_O No Common Name Not yet described - Only recently discovered. There is little information on this species.
 
birdsandbats said:
Field Guide to Smileys of ZooChat

:cool: Cool Smiley Emoji swag - Extinct in the Wild. All captive individuals are kept by Thylo, hence why there is a photo of one in every one of his posts.
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I fear Extinct sadly, seeing as I've not used this since the last major update ;) :p

~Thylo
 
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