The Nonsense Thread

I was inspired by a couple YouTube videos, and so I present: The Animals of Planet Zoo Without the letters "P", "L", "A", "N", "E", "T", "Z", & "O".

fric Svh h

Griy Br

Ws fric i

is br

Himus

imbr Wf

Rig id mur

Ggs Gi ris

Ricud Girff

Wsr Chim

ygmy Hi

Kmd Drg

hms’s G

fric Wid Dg

Chh

Swr Crcdi

Srigbk

Bck Widbs

ssr i Igu

Idi fw

B Csricr

Bg igr

Brii Wdrig Sidr

Sd Hy

Bcri Cm

Gr Igu

Br rgu

Cmm srich

Cmm Wrhg

hm’s is Frg

Sw rd

dbr Gi ris

Gih Birdr

i B

Yw cd

Idi Rhicrs

ki

Idi h

Ghri

rghr

rdvrk

Mdri

Bird’s ir

Himy Brw Br

Gih Frg

Gi Frs Scri

Gmsbk

fric Buff

Rd d

Wsr wd Gri

Sb

Frms Bck Br

i Mir

Gd is Frg

Bg

Bb

Chis gi

Gi igr d Si

Sibri igr

Grr Fmig

Gi d

y

Brii Sm ik ru

sr Brw Sk

Gi Dsr Hiry Scri

Rd Ruffd mur

Js Mcqu

mi Gi Cid

Gi Msr

uff ddr

Wsr Dimdbck Rsk

Cmm Dh ddr

mric Bis

Gih B

Gi Burrwig Cckrch

Mxic Rd K ru

r Br

Ridr

rcic Wf

D Sh

m

Jgur

Gi r

Rd-yd r Frg

Cmbi Whi-Fcd Cuchi Mky

Rd Kgr

Dig

Suhr Csswry

sr Bu gud ird

K

Kig gui

Gi r

Gry S

Cuvir’s Dwrf Cim

Dimdbck rri

Su Br

Cudd rd

rbscis Mky

My ir

rh Suwsi Bbirus

Biurg

Dh

Gi Mysi f Isc

fric gui

Mrk

Fc Fx

Suhr Whi Rhicrs

Scrd Scrb B

mric igr

mric Bufrg

rh mric Bvr

Ms

Cifri S i

Cugr

rcic Fx

Bck-id riri Dg

Bck-d-Whi Ruffd mur

ur Fw Dr

ursi yx

i Ibx

ur Bdgr

Fir Smdr

Cybr

yus

Wid Wr Buff

i chw

si Sm-Cwd r

Rd-Crwd Cr

Sccd Cim

Dub Crsd w

rwski’s Hrs

mur rd

Simg

Scimir-Hrd ryx

x

Rcc

Rd Fx

Cmm Wmb

Srid Skuk

gyi Frui B

I've had this idea for weeks, but I intentionally held off on posting this because I wanted to include the Fall DLC animals. I'll reply to this whenever new animals are officially revealed.
 
Corangurilla said:
I was inspired by a couple YouTube videos, and so I present: The Animals of Planet Zoo Without the letters "P", "L", "A", "N", "E", "T", "Z", & "O".

fric Svh h

Griy Br

Ws fric i

is br

Himus

imbr Wf

Rig id mur

Ggs Gi ris

Ricud Girff

Wsr Chim

ygmy Hi

Kmd Drg

hms’s G

fric Wid Dg

Chh

Swr Crcdi

Srigbk

Bck Widbs

ssr i Igu

Idi fw

B Csricr

Bg igr

Brii Wdrig Sidr

Sd Hy

Bcri Cm

Gr Igu

Br rgu

Cmm srich

Cmm Wrhg

hm’s is Frg

Sw rd

dbr Gi ris

Gih Birdr

i B

Yw cd

Idi Rhicrs

ki

Idi h

Ghri

rghr

rdvrk

Mdri

Bird’s ir

Himy Brw Br

Gih Frg

Gi Frs Scri

Gmsbk

fric Buff

Rd d

Wsr wd Gri

Sb

Frms Bck Br

i Mir

Gd is Frg

Bg

Bb

Chis gi

Gi igr d Si

Sibri igr

Grr Fmig

Gi d

y

Brii Sm ik ru

sr Brw Sk

Gi Dsr Hiry Scri

Rd Ruffd mur

Js Mcqu

mi Gi Cid

Gi Msr

uff ddr

Wsr Dimdbck Rsk

Cmm Dh ddr

mric Bis

Gih B

Gi Burrwig Cckrch

Mxic Rd K ru

r Br

Ridr

rcic Wf

D Sh

m

Jgur

Gi r

Rd-yd r Frg

Cmbi Whi-Fcd Cuchi Mky

Rd Kgr

Dig

Suhr Csswry

sr Bu gud ird

K

Kig gui

Gi r

Gry S

Cuvir’s Dwrf Cim

Dimdbck rri

Su Br

Cudd rd

rbscis Mky

My ir

rh Suwsi Bbirus

Biurg

Dh

Gi Mysi f Isc

fric gui

Mrk

Fc Fx

Suhr Whi Rhicrs

Scrd Scrb B

mric igr

mric Bufrg

rh mric Bvr

Ms

Cifri S i

Cugr

rcic Fx

Bck-id riri Dg

Bck-d-Whi Ruffd mur

ur Fw Dr

ursi yx

i Ibx

ur Bdgr

Fir Smdr

Cybr

yus

Wid Wr Buff

i chw

si Sm-Cwd r

Rd-Crwd Cr

Sccd Cim

Dub Crsd w

rwski’s Hrs

mur rd

Simg

Scimir-Hrd ryx

x

Rcc

Rd Fx

Cmm Wmb

Srid Skuk

gyi Frui B

I've had this idea for weeks, but I intentionally held off on posting this because I wanted to include the Fall DLC animals. I'll reply to this whenever new animals are officially revealed.
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What?
 
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A sample dichotomous key that is apparently widely used in biology education.
 

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Apparently Robert Irwin thinks that because of Schweitzer’s discovery, dinosaurs can be reconstructed from preserved soft tissue.
 
It's time to recite a whole Weird Al song here, because why not?

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kinds of foods you hate (woo)
You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it, woo)
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
You better listen, better do what you're told (woo)
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (ooh)
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it, I don't care if you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it (ooh-hoo, eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh, Lord)
Have some more chicken (ooh-hoo), have some more pie (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it (oh, no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch...
 
Haley said:
It's time to recite a whole Weird Al song here, because why not?

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kinds of foods you hate (woo)
You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it, woo)
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
You better listen, better do what you're told (woo)
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (ooh)
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it, I don't care if you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it (ooh-hoo, eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh, Lord)
Have some more chicken (ooh-hoo), have some more pie (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it (oh, no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch...
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Did you know that this is an original song by Weird Al, and Michael Jackson's "Beat It" is actually a parody?
 
In swedish,we have diffrent words for maternal and paternal grandparents.Same situation with aunts and uncles.
For example: Morfar=mother's father, Farfar=Father's father, Faster=Fathers sister, Moster=Mother's sister.

How do people who speak the languages that don't have these distinctions know which aunt,grandpa etc someone is talking about?
 
Lota lota said:
In swedish,we have diffrent words for maternal and paternal grandparents.Same situation with aunts and uncles.
For example: Morfar=mother's father, Farfar=Father's father, Faster=Fathers sister, Moster=Mother's sister.

How do people who speak the languages that don't have these distinctions know which aunt,grandpa etc someone is talking about?
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By using what you wrote in English :P
 
Lota lota said:
Never heard somone say that while using colloquial language.People just say grandpa,aunt etc,and everyone just somehow knows what person they're talking about.
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Pro tip: We don't, unless it's like "Aunt Sue", and we know Aunt Sue is mom's sister. It's inconvenient when you do want to specify.
 
Many families (including mine) will also give different names to the two sets of grandparents. For instance, if one grandfather is "grandpa", the other might be "papa", or something like that.
 
Lota lota said:
In swedish,we have diffrent words for maternal and paternal grandparents.Same situation with aunts and uncles.
For example: Morfar=mother's father, Farfar=Father's father, Faster=Fathers sister, Moster=Mother's sister.

How do people who speak the languages that don't have these distinctions know which aunt,grandpa etc someone is talking about?
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In chinese the family tree name is so complex that there is an app on phone for you to calculate e.g what should you call your father elder sister third older cousin wife. (yes, older and younger sister or cousin makes a difference too)
 
In Finnish we just have one name for both sides of the family. We also have formal and casual versions just like in English:

Grandfather = Isoisä
Grandmother = Isoäiti
Grandpa = Vaari
Grandma = Mummi

However the different grandparents might just have their own names that aren’t commonly used, for example my grandparents are “Mummu” and “Mufi” which are two terms I have only heard in my family. There’s countless other terms like “Pappa” for grandpa but these are just the ones I know and use.
 
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