The Nonsense Thread

Hix said:
I thought it was all crap.
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no no, you missed the point. All animals feed simply by bashing their head against their food. It harks back to a simpler time before knives and forks and i-phones, when fast food meant you had to be able to outrun it if you wanted to eat it. Animals are living the dream man!
 
following on from "Parenting, New Zealand style" and "Parenting, Australian style", here's "Parenting, Connecticut style":
Mum throws baby to fight with passenger on bus
A baby was forced to cover her ears as her mother verbally abused a female passenger on a bus in the US.

Disturbing vision shows the mother screaming obscenities at another passenger on a bus in Connecticut while her baby sits on her lap last Wednesday morning, NBC News reports.

As the verbal abuse escalated between the two, the mother repeatedly asked other passengers to take her child so she could fight the woman.

Throughout the tirade, the young child can be seen covering her ears with her hands.

"I will thrash you," the woman is heard screaming in the video uploaded to YouTube.

"Somebody grab my baby. I'm going to beat the s--t out of you."

Vision then shows the irate woman throwing her baby across the aisle into the arms of another passenger so she can get into a fist fight with the other woman.

It is understood that the bus driver pulled over to the side of the road and opened the doors, letting the two women and the baby out, NBC News further reported.

The mother has vehemently denied throwing her child, claiming she "set her down", despite vision clearly showing the girl airborne.

Hartford police are investigating the incident.
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nanoboy said:
We are a tolerant bunch down here because we discriminate against all races and ethnicities with an even hand. ;)
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That's not toleration, that's equality!

:p

Hix


ThylacineAlive said:
You forgot your :p
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No, I deliberately left it out in case somebody thought I was joking.
 
is this going to turn into a thread about how Australia is the most racist country on Earth? I'm totally in on that, but the thread will get locked and deleted, and then ThylacineAlive will cry because this is his only successful thread.
 
Chlidonias said:
is this going to turn into a thread about how Australia is the most racist country on Earth? I'm totally in on that, but the thread will get locked and deleted, and then ThylacineAlive will cry because this is his only successful thread.
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We aren't talking about gun control in America, so the chances of this thread being deleted are slim. ;)

Hix hit the nail on the head. We also discriminate against Muslims, Jews and gays. Equal opportunity offenders. :D At least we won the US Masters (golf) today though.
 
Chlidonias said:
is this going to turn into a thread about how Australia is the most racist country on Earth? I'm totally in on that, but the thread will get locked and deleted, and then ThylacineAlive will cry because this is his only successful thread.
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I remember when my most succesful thread got locked. Cried myself to sleep for days....

:(

Even worse is that its only just more succesful than this thread by ten posts (with this post)... sob
 
zooboy28 said:
I remember when my most succesful thread got locked. Cried myself to sleep for days....

:(

Even worse is that its only just more succesful than this thread by ten posts (with this post)... sob
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What thread was that, and why was it locked? Were you suggesting to nuke the Japanese again? :p
 
zooboy28 said:
It really upset me...

And stop posting on this thread!
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if it makes you feel any better, your thread was much more serious and it wasn't your fault it got locked. There there.


Oh, also it had 593 replies and this nonsense thread has....oh, sorry.
 
Chlidonias said:
if it makes you feel any better, your thread was much more serious and it wasn't your fault it got locked. There there.


Oh, also it had 593 replies and this nonsense thread has....oh, sorry.
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The horror! Might just go have some nice vodka to numb the pain.

And while I can no longer compete with replies, my thread still has more than three times the views of this one.
 
zooboy28 said:
And while I can no longer compete with replies, my thread still has more than three times the views of this one.
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perhaps you can CONSOLE YOURSELF with the knowledge that your thread ALMOST CERTAINLY had more capital letters per word count THAN THIS thread does.
 
erm, I just had a quick look and this thread is fourth in the "most replies" category.

That's pretty sad.

And yet I am still posting.....
 
Interesting what you all get up to on here while I'm asleep!:p

I'll get you one day Hix!:p

I'm sorry about your thread zooboy, what happened?

@Chlidonias- I'm v. surprised this is my most (only) successful thread as my felines thread was once called the best thread on ZooChat! Then jbnbsn99 brought up racism:p And for the record this thread would have a lot more replies if there wasn't about a page and a half of deleted political posts (sorry zooboy, just pointing that out)

Hey, look at that! It's this threads 40th page!:D (Again, apologies zooboy, unlucky coincidence)

~Thylo:cool:
 
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