The Onion: Progressive Zoo Houses Animals In Natural Destroyed Habitat

[TheMightyOrca]

Progressive Zoo Houses Animals In Natural Destroyed Habitat

Figured ya'll would get a kick out of this, I know I did. My favorite part was the one about the polar bear exhibit.

 

[Jurek7]

It should be an obligatory read to anybody who thinks wild dolphins, orcas, elephants or any other animals live happy lives.