Things people do that irritate you when you go to the zoo? #2

From personal experience, I'm obliged to say an obnoxiously clichéd phrase; "the older they are, the worse they get.". In general, younger children, who are accompanied by teachers at all times, tend to be better behaved than the older children who are generally allowed to roam the zoo freely with little to no supervision.
I see it all the time at Barcelona zoo, and at the Cologne and Frankfurt zoo, which I visited at the same time as COUNTLESS school groups, it was the tweens and teens that made me want to pull my hair out. Confession; at the Grzimek Haus, there were a bunch of twelvies RUNNING IN CIRCLES around the house, laughing and yelling... So at one point I lost my cool and snarled "MUND HALTEN!!" At them. That shut them up...

Same in the UK. Primary aged school children are not the problem, they are always supervised due to young age etc. Secondary ones aren't, they are allowed to run free in the zoo. The teachers /supervisors who come with them often treat it like time out, convening in the cafeteria until its time to usher the kids back onto the coach transport back to wherever they came from.
 
I’d echo that in the main - I see a lot of school groups at Whipsnade if I take a day off to go and mostly while a little noisy (they are excited and I hope they stay that way) the younger kids are usually fine. They are under heavy escort, in their luminous gilets so very obvious and being moved along. Older ones often don’t want to be there and their behaviour reflects that and they are also less well supervised. I actually see worse behaviour from younger kids when they are out with their parents!

Having said that I had a great chat with some older kids about chimps on my last visit - one of them had done loads of research on behaviours and I mentioned the name of one of the chimps and we were off, teacher wandered over and it was a great chat. Made me happy to see younger folk so engaged - they are the future enthusiasts. In the main though older kids are more prone to messing about. If one kid gets into conservation or a passion for nature through that school trip though it’s a result. We used to host visits in my father’s racing yard and some kids visiting had never seen a horse in real life or seen what the countryside was like. There’s some great opportunities in visits. Teachers need to control their kids though.
It's nice to hear these sorts of anecdotes, and I too have had some nice chats with teachers and students. But I remember once, when I was studying afternoon classes in uni, and I visited the zoo midweek in the morning. I stumbled upon a highschool group and... The teachers were basically bad-mouthing the zoo (In Barcelona?! NOOOO WAAAAAY!!! REEEEEAAALLY?!?!) and taking the animalist stance, and the "zoo's basement" (that fake video that turned everyone and their grandma into a frothing zoo-hater). This was the time before I had given up on mankind, so I informed them that the video was a sham and the zoo was doing great conservation work. The teacher looked at me with utter contempt and asked "Don't you have a JOB?!"
With teachers like that, no wonder this city is condemned. Sorry for the downer...
 
I’d echo that in the main - I see a lot of school groups at Whipsnade if I take a day off to go and mostly while a little noisy (they are excited and I hope they stay that way) the younger kids are usually fine. They are under heavy escort, in their luminous gilets so very obvious and being moved along.

I saw a lot of this when I was at Whipsnade last year, there were lots and lots of primary groups. I actually thought they were rather sweet and charming, even when I couldn't get out of the toilets for the numbers swarming around the entrance...but secondary school children can be a very different kettle of fish. Its like in school itself, some are interested but many aren't. I do think staff shouldn't just 'disappear' on these outings, that is the main problem I think.
 
I saw a lot of this when I was at Whipsnade last year, there were lots and lots of primary groups. I actually thought they were rather sweet and charming, even when I couldn't get out of the toilets for the numbers swarming around the entrance...but secondary school children can be a very different kettle of fish. Its like in school itself, some are interested but many aren't. I do think staff shouldn't just 'disappear' on these outings, that is the main problem I think.

Completely agree!
 
I think if general visitors behaved in the way school groups sometimes do, they would be cautioned or even barred future entry. But the zoos have always seemed unable to do anything about the atrocious school group behaviour. Do they get paid by the local education authority or somewhere to host them?

At least here in the US, places do get a good bit of money from school groups. Doesn't really cover the amount of frustration the guest services staff deal with though much of the time.
 
I could write for a long time about the things that annoy me (or have annoyed me) when I'm in a zoo, but I remember two instances where it was adults who depressed me.

-I was in front of the capybara enclosure at CERZA, and I heard a father say to his child: "They're wombats, rodents that make square droppings." Fortunately, the woman who was with him corrected his mistake.
But in the same place, another couple (people of a certain age) were asking questions. The man: "That's an amazing animal, what is it?"
The woman: "They look like an anteater."
I have a hard time imagining how anyone could mistake a capyabra for an anteater!!! o_O(The information board with the photo was very close by...)

-At the At Trégomeur Zoo (Brittany), there's a nocturnal house with cloud rats and slow lorises. A woman with her children entered the building. I heard her grumble in a low voice, "It's dark, why isn't there any light?" She quickly left because there wasn't enough light...

It doesn't really bother me, but hearing all this makes me feel rather desperate.
 
Went to Akron for the first time today. Near the beginning before the group she was part of moved a different direction from me, there was a girl about my age in front of me. She was mad at the waterfowl exhibit because "THEY'RE JUST BIRDS!" She started fuming at the emperor goose exhibit. By the time we reached the white-naped cranes, she just lost it. At that point I tried to kindly and politely explain to her that they were not common, boring birds like I assumed she thought they were in the slightest and were basically all rarities. She gave me a "shut the hell up nerd" glare.

It was like meeting bizarro-me - again, she was also in her early 20s like I am but she also weirdly looked like me? It was the timeline where I found seeing Baer's pochards for the first time ever boring, I guess.
 
Not irritating, but some amusing misconceptions:

At the Bronx Zoo, everyone calls the Asian carp in the turtle pond and Tiger mountain "catfish." I guess because of the barbels? They might have small reference pools. When I ask them, they usually have heard of goldfish but not koi. Asian Americans are more likely to know what carp/koi are.

At Shedd Aquarium and St. Louis Zoo, kids automatically thought the Lesser Sirens were axolotls, probably because of Minecraft spreading awareness of that species. The same goes for the mudpuppy at Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum.

I've also heard agoutis being mistaken for capybaras more than once.

At Los Angeles Zoo, a dad of Mexican descent saw the Sichuan Takin sign and jokingly said "Hey, they named an animal Tajín!" That made my day.
 
This surprises me. By my experience, most Australians have heard of Koi.
They're quite popular within the pet trade in Australia, despite only being legally able to be kept in two states.

Koi carp are extremely well known in New Zealand; though most people associate them first and foremost with their status as an invasive pest. Koi carp cause considerable damage to New Zealand waterways and there are countless fishing competitions held in an attempt to reduce numbers.

I’ve always considered Koi ponds to be universally well known. I’ve seen them everywhere from people’s private gardens; to public Japanese gardens; to pop culture references (the Simpsons etc).
 
When I ask them, they usually have heard of goldfish but not koi. Asian Americans are more likely to know what carp/koi are.

That's a weird one to me, virtually all the local pet stores carry koi on the regular, and there's a few places with koi ponds. Carp are definitely less well known, but I've never observed koi to be anywhere near the level of unknown you're describing.
 
On a recent trip to the Santa Ana Zoo, there was a little girl about three or four-years-old who was screaming "Baa-aaa-aah" at the top of her lungs right into the goat's face. She was about the same height as the goat and only a few inches away. Her mother was actually egging her on because as soon as the girl stopped, the mom started saying "Baa" herself. There were several other adults with her group and no one seemed to think anything of it. I looked around and there was one employee cleaning up who also took no notice. The noise wasn't just a little bleating sound, it was glass-shattering shrieks!
 
That's a weird one to me, virtually all the local pet stores carry koi on the regular, and there's a few places with koi ponds. Carp are definitely less well known, but I've never observed koi to be anywhere near the level of unknown you're describing.

Possibly, if the people I overheard mostly live in New York City, they don't have enough space at home to keep large tanks, and certainly not ponds. There's also not too many retail pet stores or aquarium stores, and those in the city tend to be tiny compared to ones in the suburbs.
 
I've also heard agoutis being mistaken for capybaras more than once.

I don't know about other countries, but in France, capybaras are the ones that are most often confused. To be honest, it's almost impossible for visitors to correctly identify a capybara. For many "average" visitors, they are marmots, wombats, giant guinea pigs, square-headed pigs, and even, at one point, a prehistoric animal (!).
 
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