(Said in strong Scouse accent)"EEEH, look at dem marmites!!"
"Look at the mummy tiger!" (Said in front of the lion enclosure. Hint: beige, lack of stripes = probably not tiger)
I can cope with a bit of confusion/ignorance about less common species, but confusing lions and tigers..?!?
I'm another one who hates unruly kids running all over restaurants, dropping litter, yelling and swearing, chasing birds in free flight aviaries or ducks in the zoo and barging in front of you. I was at Blackbrook Zoo a few weeks ago and some Yummy Mummy parked the 4 kids she was with on the ledge in front of the penguin viewing window at feeding time. She looked astonished when I asked her to move them so other people could see too. I'd deliberately sat on the tables near the window so as not to block the view. I also hate huge buggies parked in the way, but then that goes for supermarkets and pavements too! I could go into a lengthy rant about people who stop in the middle of pavements or doorways to put cash away / find their umbrella / tie shoelaces etc etc, but I won't
I don't remember ever seeing anyone trying to feed animals at the zoo, but I've seen plenty of people yelling at them or banging on glass.
I also hate people who take a look into an exhibit, declare "Nuffink in here" and move on, without bothering to look properly. They don't know what they're missing. Favourite places at Chester for noticing that are: the Twilight Zone tunnel (if you stay still long enough you'll see the bats flying right past you), Red Billed Blue Pies aviary, Tsavo Aviary. Still, at least it means you get to spend a long time watching without interruptions
Also count me in among those who dislike the "He looks so bored/sad/cooped up" brigade. They're the sad individuals who say they love animals but who've never taken the time to learn more about them and about how zoos work, and who underestimate the intelligence and personality of critters and therefore don't understand that you have a two-way relationship with anything in your care and that it's not just an animal in captivity for your selfish pleasure.
I think I need a lie down now...
