There have been multiple threads go slightly off topic with many of us Australasian posters lamenting the direction and collection demise of the major zoos in the region.
As many of these zoos are run by board members, What ten things (or less) would you like your average board member of the major zoos to know?
I am currently mulling over my list and will post my thoughts in a couple of days.
Great idea for a thread!
Sorry, I thought of 11. You’re lucky it’s nearly midnight here in New Zealand, or I’d probably think up another 10.
Items are in no particular order and are my opinion only (just putting that out there before anyone has a cry about Number 2 - obviously some people like them or they wouldn’t exist).
1. Nobody is impressed by phase outs. Everyone has noticed the decrease in species and feels nostalgic for the zoo of yesteryear. Think nobody has noticed Melbourne’s loss of Temminck’s golden cat, Leopard cat and Ocelot? Perhaps your right. But when you phased out the Jaguar and Mandrill; and Taronga Zoo got shot of their Snow leopards, **** got real.
2. Scrap the plans to build a hotel in your zoo. Did you know we can book in at somewhere half decent down the road for a fraction of the price? That’s money saved we can put towards doing an animal encounter.
3. Imports are essential. I’m not just talking about new species (that’s great too), but top ups of species that are heading for a genetic bottleneck. Let’s start with giraffe.
4. Don’t hybridise if you don’t have to. Darling Downs Zoo took the initiative to revitalise what was once a thriving Grant’s zebra breeding programme in the region. Stop breeding generic zebras and jump on the band wagon. Same with tigers, Dreamworld.
5. Communicate openly. Not all zoo news is glowing and positive. We get that. Tigers eat their cubs, otters die before the age of 10, elephants won’t breed for love nor money. Don’t avoid discussing such topics (especially face to face).
6. Respond to email queries about animals held at your zoo past and present. The birthdate of a Jaguar born in the 70’s is not classified information you may only share with accredited zoological facilities. Same goes for the cause of death of that lion that mysteriously disappeared from your social media posts around a year ago.
7. Lower your cafe prices. I’m surprised anyone eats there.
8. Can the click bait. Don’t put up a sign saying “Exhibit Closed: Something Exciting is Coming Soon” unless it’s something exciting. An example of something exciting is a Snow leopard or an expensive new antelope; an example of something that’s not exciting is a farmyard animal.
9. Keep the zoo a zoo. If I want to take my kids to see farm animals, I’ll go to a farm. The most domesticated animal I’ll tolerate seeing is a Llama (and don’t you dare sub in an Alpaca). Also, no animatronic dinosaurs. EVER.
10. Give your animals appropriate names. Names of appliances e.g. Xbox; fruits e.g. Mango; people e.g. Malcolm; or miscellaneous e.g. Tallbert suck.
11. Keep exhibits geographically accurate. Take the Blackbuck out of the African Savannah.