What is your Worst injury to date???

Jake1508

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Following the success of my “What animals have you been attacked by” thread
Here’s another one about my worst injury’s... Feel free to comment your worst injury’s ( don’t worry about them being gross, mine are pretty bad!)


My first (serious) injury was when I was younger maybe about 10 and I had the stupid idea of climbing a dead Banksia tree in my yard and it had termites in it which at the time I didn’t check and the branch I was standing on broke and I fell and my shirt got stuck around my head and I was stuck about 20 feet up.When I got back down I saw I had long scratch marks going from my neck to the bottom on my stomach. That is minor to the other injury’s I have had over the past 17 years of my life.

The second injury was when I was next door with my younger neighbour and his parents and sister helping them knock down their dam when I got smashed on the back of the head with something metallic. My neighbours son who I will call Steve had smacked me forcefully with a star picket across the back of my head. That had to be glued.

This ones ironic. I was watching funny fails of people stuffing up tricks on Tv
and I paused the tv and got in the shower. When I got out I saw a fly buzzing around my head so I quickly got changed and went to look for this fly which I found next to a large glass jar full of seashells and pushed the jar into the wall and got the the bottom of my thumb and I could see into my thumb.That required stitches.


Then a couple of years later I was picking up sticks in my paddock and throwing them over my fence for firewood and I felt a sharp pain in my hand and I looked down to see a massive piece of tree in my hand. My parents had trouble getting it out of my hand.

And finally I was feeding my chickens and I had the chicken pen door open and my hand raised lamb Oreo went through my legs and i shut my legs to stop him from entering the pen and he somehow picked me up onto his back and ran around the side of the pen and I felt a pain in my leg and fell off to see my heel was sliced open by a sharp piece of corrigated iron.


Thanks for reading all this and if you want to share yours I will read them no matter how long!
 
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One time I was in my garden and I stood on a light, which was upside down, meaning the sharp end that was meant to be in the ground went straight through my foot and came through the other end:confused:
 
One time I was in my garden and I stood on a light, which was upside down, meaning the sharp end that was meant to be in the ground went straight through my foot and came through the other end:confused:
Jeez!! That would of hurt!! Did you have to get stitches?and how to you have a garden if you live in Antarctica?? Explain that!!:p
 
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Jeez!! That would of hurt!! Did you have to get stitches?and how to you have a garden if you live in Antarctica?? Explain that!!:p
Luckily the ice that is my garden numbed it:p
It just seemed to heal over time, it wasn’t a very big cut so I suppose that’s why I didn’t need the stitches?
 
One day I was doing my art project. When I cut the wire with a box cutter, I accidentally cut my left index finger with the cutter. The cut was deep, there was blood everywhere. My friends called the teacher and she treated me at the teacher's office. The only good thing about this is that people compliment me on the fact that I didn't cry.

The second one also happen at my school. I was just chilling in the class, when this dude start lifting his chair. And when he slammed the chair into the ground, one the chair leg hit my left big toe right in the nail. Seeing the nail after he hit my toe is like seeing a broken glass, but instead It's a broken nail and there is blood everywhere. And again, people compliment me for being really chill about it.

The left part of my body is weak and It's hurt so bad when anything hit it, but for some reason my right part of my body is pretty strong, especially my fist. Kinda like Dio when he acquired Jonathan's body.
 
While I've never had a truly terrible injury I have a had a few bad ones that I'll share.

The first happened while skiing last year, now I'm a pretty good skier but my skill is useless when an idiot dives in front of me. I was heading down a run when I get cut of by pack of 10 year-olds (trust me, rabid wolves have nothing on those kids :confused:) so I veer of to avoid running them over and end up hitting a ski lift pole. Luckily I wasn't to bad hurt, a few bruises and a sprained ego was all.

Next was about 2 years ago and I was in Colorado on a class trip. We were on a steep hill over a lake and being kids, throwing rocks from the hill into the lake. Well one kid, pulled a rock out of the hill itself and threw it down. To our surprise the part of the hill we were standing on collapsed and we slid the hill before we fell into the lake at the bottom. Lots of scrapes and bruises but nothing serious.
 
At the end of 7th grade, my P.E class was jump-roping, and the class right next door was playing basketball. One of the kids in the other class lost control of his ball, and started rolling toward me. I was facing away from the ball and as I jumped up, the ball rolled under my feet and I fell over. As I fell toward the ground, I instinctively tucked my feet under me, but my body weight fell all on my right ankle. It started swelling up and started to turn purple, so I was sent home. The next day, I went to the hospital and the doctor told me that I broke a bone in my foot that connects my foot to the rest of my leg. In order for my leg to heal properly, I had to wear a full leg cast for three weeks. That cast was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced before. It was constantly itchy, so I had to carry a stick or wooden spoon around with me to reach inside of it to scratch my leg. My cast couldn’t get wet, so I couldn’t take showers or baths for days at a time, and would often have to take sponge baths. When I did take real baths, I would have to put my casted leg into a trash bag to prevent it from getting wet. When my cast was finally removed, my entire leg was pale, and my skin was peeling off, due to it being soaked it sweat for weeks with no ventilation. Probably the worst part was that due to my leg not being used, it became weak, and I still couldn’t walk. For the whole summer, I had to practice walking again until it was strong enough to function normally.
 
At the end of 7th grade, my P.E class was jump-roping, and the class right next door was playing basketball. One of the kids in the other class lost control of his ball, and started rolling toward me. I was facing away from the ball and as I jumped up, the ball rolled under my feet and I fell over. As I fell toward the ground, I instinctively tucked my feet under me, but my body weight fell all on my right ankle. It started swelling up and started to turn purple, so I was sent home. The next day, I went to the hospital and the doctor told me that I broke a bone in my foot that connects my foot to the rest of my leg. In order for my leg to heal properly, I had to wear a full leg cast for three weeks. That cast was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced before. It was constantly itchy, so I had to carry a stick or wooden spoon around with me to reach inside of it to scratch my leg. My cast couldn’t get wet, so I couldn’t take showers or baths for days at a time, and would often have to take sponge baths. When I did take real baths, I would have to put my casted leg into a trash bag to prevent it from getting wet. When my cast was finally removed, my entire leg was pale, and my skin was peeling off, due to it being soaked it sweat for weeks with no ventilation. Probably the worst part was that due to my leg not being used, it became weak, and I still couldn’t walk. For the whole summer, I had to practice walking again until it was strong enough to function normally.
Kid the other day at school was running after a basketball and full on smashed his teeth into a brick wall.
 
I was once shoved into the side of the garage accidentally by one of my siblings, and my finger got caught very briefly but painfully in the side of the serrated garage door side, while the garage was opening at the time. Almost needed stitches, but instead I just went back inside, got a cloth, and started researching water fleas.
 
I fell off my motorcycle really hard after some kids just ran pass me, luckily there's no broken bones and the kids were unharmed.
 
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