What kind of animal lives on Donald Trump's head?

[DavidBrown]

Donald Trump's head has something living on it. He claims that it is his hair, but many people are doubtful.

The thing on Donald Trump's head even has its own Facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/That-Thing-on-Donald-Trumps-Head/257693318032

This is a biodiversity website, so what do you think that the thing is?

 

[TeaLovingDave]

I think the real question is, what is that big pink thing on the arse of the sloth?

 

[FBBird]

What kind of animal....?

Trumpeter Bull(****)finch?

 

[nanoboy]

As Donald said in a speech at his own Comedy Central roast: "what's the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a wet skunk? A wet skunk doesn't have $7 billion effing dollars in the bank."

 

[IanRRobinson]

Is Donald Trump's success evidence that evolution has gone into reverse?

 

[ThylacineAlive]

Who cares about what's on Donald Trump's head, what I want to know is what's going through David's head when he makes one of these polls!

http://www.zoochat.com/25/whats-going-through-dbs-head-when-355708/

~Thylo

 

[nanoboy]

Say what you want about his hair, but Ivanka, with her Wharton degree, is always easy on the eyes.

 

[Mikezoo12]

Where is my cookie?

 

[Specialist Elbr]

As Donald said in a speech at his own Comedy Central roast: "what's the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a wet skunk? A wet skunk doesn't have $7 billion effing dollars in the bank."

I think a better answer would be...

A wet skunk doesn't have to file for bankruptcy twice.

 

[AverageWalrus]

A Flannel moth larva, it is literally a walking that thing on Donald Trump's head

 

[Malayan Tiger]

A mucilage

Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger

 

[cloudedleopard]

Maybe some sort of caterpillar, or a discarded $100 bill used to write a grocery list

 

[wally war eagle]

no critter, only dollar$ sign

 

[lowland anoa]

A caterpillar that have been glued to his head