The annual brainrot has been published, and to save everyone a click:
1. LA Zoo, *you bet it's about Billy. Plus pretentious and elitist grandstanding from out of touch celebs.*
2. Houston Zoo, *prolific breeding*. Oh the horror, building up a multigenerational herd of elephants to mirror conditions in the wild.

3. ABQ Biopark, Albert's kept separate from the rest of the herd, apparently stressed due to traffic. Also EEHV deaths. (Which are out of the zoos' control and also occur in wild populations, but we don't care about facts here, just these poor, miserable creatures. Gerald Durrell'd absolutely mop the floor with IDA and then some - the arguments he made in The Stationary Ark do address and poke holes at the points that anti-caps usually espouse in a genuinely salient way, I'll have to see which specific pages again).
4. Denver Zoo, *turning bulls into BULLIES*. (This is just so, so stupid. Bachelor groups occur in the wild, do these absolute lemmings have ANY idea how elephants operate?)
5. Kansas City Zoo, Tamani being used for AI. Which is a VOLUNTARY PROCEDURE that he doesn't have to participate in, and worst comes to worst, he doesn't get the positive reinforcement reward, AKA a treat that he could get later in the day for another veterinary procedure.
6. Dallas Zoo, "squeezed into a sterile environment..." which was actually COMMENDED when it first opened by these elitists? Oh the brainrot... oh my nerves.
7. Oklahoma City Zoo, Bowie had EEHV, yada yada send the bulls to a sanctuary, "followed by the females". This pretentious, smarmy writing is just... so irritating.
8. Saint Louis Zoo, Raja's kept alone. (Even though BULLS ARE USUALLY SOLITARY BY NATURE WHEN NOT IN A MATRIARCHAL OR BACHELOR HERD - ahh whatever.)
9. ZooTampa, "STOLEN FROM THE WILD" (even though they would have been killed had they STAYED in the wild.)
10. Oregon Zoo, "BULLS BEHIND BARS"... I don't even know what to say about this.
"DISHONORABLE MENTIONS"
11. Jacksonville Zoo... do they even make any salient points here? Some unfortunate history about some of the elephants, the zoo's job *is to do right* by their elephants.
12. Zoo Miami, Ongard. Just... just make it stop.
If anyone wants to read further... don't say I didn't warn you.
10 Worst Zoos for Elephants 2023
1. LA Zoo, *you bet it's about Billy. Plus pretentious and elitist grandstanding from out of touch celebs.*
2. Houston Zoo, *prolific breeding*. Oh the horror, building up a multigenerational herd of elephants to mirror conditions in the wild.
3. ABQ Biopark, Albert's kept separate from the rest of the herd, apparently stressed due to traffic. Also EEHV deaths. (Which are out of the zoos' control and also occur in wild populations, but we don't care about facts here, just these poor, miserable creatures. Gerald Durrell'd absolutely mop the floor with IDA and then some - the arguments he made in The Stationary Ark do address and poke holes at the points that anti-caps usually espouse in a genuinely salient way, I'll have to see which specific pages again).
4. Denver Zoo, *turning bulls into BULLIES*. (This is just so, so stupid. Bachelor groups occur in the wild, do these absolute lemmings have ANY idea how elephants operate?)
5. Kansas City Zoo, Tamani being used for AI. Which is a VOLUNTARY PROCEDURE that he doesn't have to participate in, and worst comes to worst, he doesn't get the positive reinforcement reward, AKA a treat that he could get later in the day for another veterinary procedure.
6. Dallas Zoo, "squeezed into a sterile environment..." which was actually COMMENDED when it first opened by these elitists? Oh the brainrot... oh my nerves.
7. Oklahoma City Zoo, Bowie had EEHV, yada yada send the bulls to a sanctuary, "followed by the females". This pretentious, smarmy writing is just... so irritating.
8. Saint Louis Zoo, Raja's kept alone. (Even though BULLS ARE USUALLY SOLITARY BY NATURE WHEN NOT IN A MATRIARCHAL OR BACHELOR HERD - ahh whatever.)
9. ZooTampa, "STOLEN FROM THE WILD" (even though they would have been killed had they STAYED in the wild.)
10. Oregon Zoo, "BULLS BEHIND BARS"... I don't even know what to say about this.
"DISHONORABLE MENTIONS"
11. Jacksonville Zoo... do they even make any salient points here? Some unfortunate history about some of the elephants, the zoo's job *is to do right* by their elephants.
12. Zoo Miami, Ongard. Just... just make it stop.
If anyone wants to read further... don't say I didn't warn you.
10 Worst Zoos for Elephants 2023
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