Zoo "Confessions"

[filovirus]

Sometimes I put the giraffe in my pocket and just leave with it. The giraffes are free. You can take them home. I have 37 1/2 giraffes.

Which half? top, bottom, or lateral?

 

[cerperal]

Which half? top, bottom, or lateral?

It was an okapi, surely?

 

[Osedax]

Sometimes I put the giraffe in my pocket and just leave with it. The giraffes are free. You can take them home. I have 37 1/2 giraffes.

I feel like I'm missing something here...

 

[Chlidonias]

I feel like I'm missing something here...

Is it half a Giraffe? I think @Sheather has it.

 

[Nile Hippo Expert]

Is it half a Giraffe? I think @Sheather has it.

Or maybe @Sheather has a few 37 1/2 foot tall pet giraffes, more than twice their average height, and would absolutely destroy the records books on that one.