sooty mangabey
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The issue of the food which is available in zoos is one that has exercised much comment on Zoochat - notably on this thread about Marwell https://www.zoochat.com/community/posts/457388 and this one which is primarily focussed on the food in American zoos (and which introduced me to the concept of cheese that is served in a cup) http://www.zoochat.com/22/food-us-zoos-221566/. I would like to broaden that discussion out, to all zoos.
The quality of a zoo's cafe or restaurant can make or break a visit, in my mind (and I say that not just because I'm a porker who enjoys a good meal). Whether one is a nerd or someone on a family day out (and sometimes both at the same time!), no-one likes to be given awful food to eat, and charged through the nose for it. And yet it should be so simple! If location is crucial, then most zoos should be able to offer a delightful eating experience, overlooking a beautiful view. What better than to tuck into lunch while watching, say, a herd of zebra munching their way across their paddock. Another pet peeve: zoos drone on and on about conservation, but then how many serve up food on plastic plates, with plastic cutlery. I once raised this with the director of a zoo in East Anglia, who responded that if 'real' crockery and cutlery were used, it would get pinched. This struck me a feeble excuse. And the food itself: I don't think anyone would expect michelin-star style cuisine, but something fairly wholesome, or, at least, edible...
Normally I shy away from Top 10 lists, but in this case...
Best Food Experiences:
1. Hamburg, in the Tropical House. Really quite nice food - a sort of a stir-fry, I think - in a great location, overlooking the main body of the new-ish tropical house.
2. Zurich, in the Masaola Hall. Beautiful restaurant with panoramic windows looking out on to the Madagascan jungle. But you do need to arrange a new mortgage to pay for the food, it must be said.
3. Berlin Tierpark. The food has a sort of 80s throwback feel to it - but I loved the red cabbage - and the staff are miserable. But the setting - tables in amongst the zoo's aquarum - is great, and there's a sort of ostalgie about the whole experience too (down to the grumpy grandmotherly figure demanding a euro before she will allow you to enter the loo).
4. Valencia Bioparc. Again, not great food (but not bad). But great setting, overlooking the African savannah exhibit. How could you not enjoy a salad and chips, with a cold beer, while watching impala interacting with a saddle-billed stork?
5. Blackbrook. Small, homespun, in a nice old stone building. And with delicious oatcakes (which aren't cakes at all, but our Staffordshire corespondents would be able to say more about this).
Worst Food Experiences
1. Twycross. A while ago, and I'm sure things are better now, but the only place in which I have seen a plate of pre-buttered slices of white bread ready to be chosen on the self-service counter. And the rest of the food... artery-thickening rubbish, in what looked like a 1950s temporary structure. Vile.
2. Banham. Had the temerity to hope to buy food at about 2.00 pm. Was told nearly everything had gone, and given a look to suggest that it was downright inconsiderate of me to want to get lunch at this hour. My niece chose a desiccated sausage roll. I was glad to be a vegetarian. No-one had bothered clearing any tables, and it was breezy, meaning that there was a whirlwind of salt packets and paper plates and serviettes. It was soul-destroying. This was several years ago. I believe you can now buy food from something called a "Snack Shack". This sounds even more soul-destroying.
3. The Bronx. How can such a great zoo get its catering so wrong? Awful fast food in a hot bunker, with nowhere to sit other than where surrounded by loud people. I want to sit by a lake! Or at least by an onager paddock, or something.
4. Wuppertal. One of my favourite zoos, but the restaurant makes you think you've stumbled into a reality TV show where hidden cameras record how much bad food, bad service and horrible surroundings people can take before they lose it... And yet, it could be so good - the building is potentially wonderful.
5. Madrid. Awful food - anaemic chips (I was hoping for some patatas bravas); stale bread; salad that looked to have been harvested in about 1974. And this in a building with no outdoor seating, built, I think, to resemble the customs shed at an airport in one of the former Soviet republics.
What do others think?
The quality of a zoo's cafe or restaurant can make or break a visit, in my mind (and I say that not just because I'm a porker who enjoys a good meal). Whether one is a nerd or someone on a family day out (and sometimes both at the same time!), no-one likes to be given awful food to eat, and charged through the nose for it. And yet it should be so simple! If location is crucial, then most zoos should be able to offer a delightful eating experience, overlooking a beautiful view. What better than to tuck into lunch while watching, say, a herd of zebra munching their way across their paddock. Another pet peeve: zoos drone on and on about conservation, but then how many serve up food on plastic plates, with plastic cutlery. I once raised this with the director of a zoo in East Anglia, who responded that if 'real' crockery and cutlery were used, it would get pinched. This struck me a feeble excuse. And the food itself: I don't think anyone would expect michelin-star style cuisine, but something fairly wholesome, or, at least, edible...
Normally I shy away from Top 10 lists, but in this case...
Best Food Experiences:
1. Hamburg, in the Tropical House. Really quite nice food - a sort of a stir-fry, I think - in a great location, overlooking the main body of the new-ish tropical house.
2. Zurich, in the Masaola Hall. Beautiful restaurant with panoramic windows looking out on to the Madagascan jungle. But you do need to arrange a new mortgage to pay for the food, it must be said.
3. Berlin Tierpark. The food has a sort of 80s throwback feel to it - but I loved the red cabbage - and the staff are miserable. But the setting - tables in amongst the zoo's aquarum - is great, and there's a sort of ostalgie about the whole experience too (down to the grumpy grandmotherly figure demanding a euro before she will allow you to enter the loo).
4. Valencia Bioparc. Again, not great food (but not bad). But great setting, overlooking the African savannah exhibit. How could you not enjoy a salad and chips, with a cold beer, while watching impala interacting with a saddle-billed stork?
5. Blackbrook. Small, homespun, in a nice old stone building. And with delicious oatcakes (which aren't cakes at all, but our Staffordshire corespondents would be able to say more about this).
Worst Food Experiences
1. Twycross. A while ago, and I'm sure things are better now, but the only place in which I have seen a plate of pre-buttered slices of white bread ready to be chosen on the self-service counter. And the rest of the food... artery-thickening rubbish, in what looked like a 1950s temporary structure. Vile.
2. Banham. Had the temerity to hope to buy food at about 2.00 pm. Was told nearly everything had gone, and given a look to suggest that it was downright inconsiderate of me to want to get lunch at this hour. My niece chose a desiccated sausage roll. I was glad to be a vegetarian. No-one had bothered clearing any tables, and it was breezy, meaning that there was a whirlwind of salt packets and paper plates and serviettes. It was soul-destroying. This was several years ago. I believe you can now buy food from something called a "Snack Shack". This sounds even more soul-destroying.
3. The Bronx. How can such a great zoo get its catering so wrong? Awful fast food in a hot bunker, with nowhere to sit other than where surrounded by loud people. I want to sit by a lake! Or at least by an onager paddock, or something.
4. Wuppertal. One of my favourite zoos, but the restaurant makes you think you've stumbled into a reality TV show where hidden cameras record how much bad food, bad service and horrible surroundings people can take before they lose it... And yet, it could be so good - the building is potentially wonderful.
5. Madrid. Awful food - anaemic chips (I was hoping for some patatas bravas); stale bread; salad that looked to have been harvested in about 1974. And this in a building with no outdoor seating, built, I think, to resemble the customs shed at an airport in one of the former Soviet republics.
What do others think?
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