Why do moths, beetles and flies join cults?
Because they're insects.
Because they're insects.
Animal Jokes/Puns
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Why is the goat symbolic of the Anti-Christ?
Because it will mess higher than most other mammals.
Because it will mess higher than most other mammals.
Would a Japanese toucan commit aracari?
Here is a joke from Fred Richmond. It appeared in the Summer 2009 edition of Wild About'
A man in Kenya called his pet aardvark 'Million'. This was based on the Al Jolson song: 'Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ...'
A man in Kenya called his pet aardvark 'Million'. This was based on the Al Jolson song: 'Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ...'
Do other working songbirds avoid flying in thrush hour?
Why didn't Gloria Gaynor return to La Brea?
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified"
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified"
Many people complain about the cost of petrol
It takes a long time for an apiarist to produce enough honey to fill a jar
It takes much longer to produce a litre of BP
It takes a long time for an apiarist to produce enough honey to fill a jar
It takes much longer to produce a litre of BP
Many dasyures are complaining about not getting the exam grades they need to get into University.
They have been advised to contact Offquoll.
They have been advised to contact Offquoll.
Did you hear the song about the isolated ibex dropping?
high on a hill stood a lonely goatherd - Bing video
high on a hill stood a lonely goatherd - Bing video
What happens when a piano is dropped on top of a bee
it becomes a
bee flat.
it becomes a
bee flat.
And it gives out a drone.
If it's a mining bee, does it become A flat miner?
Yep.
What was Maurice Chevalier's favourite sea bird?
Maurice Chevalier Thank Heaven for Little Girls - Bing video
Maurice Chevalier Thank Heaven for Little Girls - Bing video
Is it a deep pan troglodytes?
Why can you find groups of 18 or 20 crows and not 18-20 crows?
Who'd want to be corvid-19?
Who'd want to be corvid-19?
Which bird sang "All the Young Dudes"?
Mott the hoopoe
Mott the hoopoe