Elton John has decided not to join the UK Amphibian Society
So "Goodbye, Natterjack Toad"
So "Goodbye, Natterjack Toad"
Animal Jokes/Puns
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What happened to the Lyme disease bacteria?
Don't worry. They'll be back in a tick.
Don't worry. They'll be back in a tick.
What did Meatloaf sing after he fed a bird?
"You took the worms right out of my mouth".
"You took the worms right out of my mouth".
I feel like you could make a really good joke about this with a group of jellyfish
What happened to the zookeepers who rode on an Asiatic red dog?
They are now on the dhole.
They are now on the dhole.
What do you call an ape that puts its face in a Baked Alaska in sunny weather?
A meringue-goo-tan
A meringue-goo-tan
What did Queen Victoria say when Rod Hull attacked her?
"I am not emused"
"I am not emused"
Pootle
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Why didn't the Walker Brothers enjoy their visit to the Heron Aviaries?
There's no egrets
There's no egrets
And when he sees the title of the comic, the toad will say "Reptile, I'm an amphibian you [insert insult here]!"
How do zoos co-ordinate breeding sheep?
Ewe switch
Ewe switch
Do salamanders read newtspapers?
Bengal Tiger
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I don’t know newtell me! I doubt anyone will understand my terrible pun 
I am only 13 and already making dad jokes
I am only 13 and already making dad jokes
Pootle
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One day a truck driver had a truck full of Pangolins. A police officer pulled him over the officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these Pangolins to the zoo." The driver did so and left.
The next day the driver was back again and was pulled over again, but this time the Pangolins were wearing sunglasses.
The officer said," I thought I told you to take these Pangolins to the zoo." The driver said," I did take them to the zoo, but today I’m taking them to the beach."
The next day the driver was back again and was pulled over again, but this time the Pangolins were wearing sunglasses.
The officer said," I thought I told you to take these Pangolins to the zoo." The driver said," I did take them to the zoo, but today I’m taking them to the beach."
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