Bengal Tiger
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What do you call a bird with pimples? A zitting cisticola.
Animal Jokes/Puns
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There is a lot of concern about possible petrol shortages in the UK.
I feel sorry for the bee-keepers. It takes a lot of time to obtain honey. Think of the effort taken to get a litre of B.P.
I feel sorry for the bee-keepers. It takes a lot of time to obtain honey. Think of the effort taken to get a litre of B.P.
Did you hear about the uakari that was due to replace Captain Kirk?
"To baldly go where no monkey has gone before ..."
"To baldly go where no monkey has gone before ..."
Why did the Bay City Rollers like gaurs?
We sang seladang
And we ran with the gang
Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-a
We sang seladang
And we ran with the gang
Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-a
Why did the Clash dislike seladangs?
I fought the gaur and the gaur won.
I fought the gaur and the gaur won.
In New Caledonia, could King Kagu get confused with a prehensile-tailed procyonid?
Who is in charge of the Antelopitan Police?
Dame Cressida Dik-dik
Dame Cressida Dik-dik
BREAKING NEWS - Security concerns have
been raised following reports that the
perimeter fencing at Dudley Zoo is falling
into disrepair, and there are no funds
available to replace it.
When asked about the consequences of a
lion escaping and wandering around Dudley,
a zoo spokesman said, "it would just have
to defend itself the best it could."
been raised following reports that the
perimeter fencing at Dudley Zoo is falling
into disrepair, and there are no funds
available to replace it.
When asked about the consequences of a
lion escaping and wandering around Dudley,
a zoo spokesman said, "it would just have
to defend itself the best it could."
What is the loudest amphibian?
An air raid siren
An air raid siren
How did Trout realise it was getting late?
Salmon chanted "Evening".
Salmon chanted "Evening".
Which whale sings under the Moon of love?
The ShowIrrawaddywaddy dolphin
The ShowIrrawaddywaddy dolphin
What is the favourite ABBA song for rails?
Takahe chance on me
Takahe chance on me
What is the favourite Queen song for rails?
Weka the champions
Weka the champions
What is the favourite Wham song for rails?
Weka me up before you go go
Weka me up before you go go
What is the favourite Bee Gees song for rails?
Moorhen a woman
Moorhen a woman
What is the favourite Nancy Sinatra song for rails?
These coots were made for walking
These coots were made for walking
What is the favourite Jerry Lee Lewis song for rails?
Crake balls of fire
Crake balls of fire
What is the favourite Laurel and Hardy song for rails?
The rail of the lonesome pine
The rail of the lonesome pine
Someone has clearly gone off the rails!