Describe Movie Plot badly
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Baywatch - Objectification, the movie!
The Great Gatsby (2012) - The closest we'll get to a movie with a score by Postmodern Jukebox.
San Andreas - a divorce goes AWOL for personal reasons during a California apocalypse. Also, there's Paul Giamatti and enough disaster stuff to make Roland Emmerich drool.
Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson's apology to the dogs in his previous movies.
Norm of the North - The producers saw Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but the viewers saw nothing of the sort.
The Great Gatsby (2012) - The closest we'll get to a movie with a score by Postmodern Jukebox.
San Andreas - a divorce goes AWOL for personal reasons during a California apocalypse. Also, there's Paul Giamatti and enough disaster stuff to make Roland Emmerich drool.
Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson's apology to the dogs in his previous movies.
Norm of the North - The producers saw Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but the viewers saw nothing of the sort.
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Update on the Disney Live Action Remakes -
Mulan (2020) - Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
Mulan (2020) - Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
Waiting for Godot: Godot doesn't turn up
Sixth Sense: Boy communicates with Bruce Willis, who plays a ghost
Sixth Sense: Boy communicates with Bruce Willis, who plays a ghost
Jake1508
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Baloo is a Himalayan Brown Bear.
Read the context first before commenting
EDIT: I assume you have, but my point is that the new Jungle Book's bear was not a Sloth Bear, as another poster stated, and that if they wanted Baloo to be a sloth bear, they would've had the means to make him look more like one. Now that's another one in the my book of revived conversations from several months ago...
Jake1508
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Your post was the closest thing about that so that’s what I posted it.Read the context first before commenting
EDIT: I assume you have, but my point is that the new Jungle Book's bear was not a Sloth Bear, as another poster stated, and that if they wanted Baloo to be a sloth bear, they would've had the means to make him look more like one. Now that's another one in the my book of revived conversations from several months ago...
He isn't. While it is not entirely clear which species Kipling was referring to in the book, the general consensus is that Baloo was intended to be a sloth bear.
Jake1508
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Really!?! Jon Favreau said that Baloo was a Himalayan Brown.
Just an ordinary guy
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A god plays fortnite in a cabin, then a mutant dabs and then a doctor gives elon musk the middle finger which causes him to commit suicide
Young boy can talk with dead people, including the character played by Bruce Willis
I have no idea whether this is indeed a very bad movie description or if I'm too old to understand the lingo....
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That's more of a spoiler than a movie description. What about this:
The Sixth Sense: Obtuse shrink meets child actor.
Onychorhynchus coronatus
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Each of seven brothers fancies a different woman from a group of seven. Their love is reciprocated and there is no double crossing. After lots of songs and dances, they all get married - a wonderful representation of what would happen in real life.
ChIkEn NuGrEt
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Avengers: Endgame
ChIkEn NuGrEt
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Five tiny men, two boring humans, a forest man, and an old man walk to a volcano to destroy a piece of jewelry.
Just an ordinary guy
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It's supposed to Avengers:Endgame(2019)
ChIkEn NuGrEt
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An old man’s wife dies, so he decides to break the laws of physics. He later meets a young boy, a dog, a bird and fights an even older man on the roof of a blimp.