Sigh, I’ve worked so hard on this project, in terms of innovation and animal welfare. Subjects (think taxonomy/evolution/ecoregions/bizarreness) will be explored in depth in order to fully immerse visitors into the mysterious world of wildlife and how they have become what they are today. The project will stray away from these more common species often seen in zoos/aquariums (e.g not African Lion, but Asian will be preferable for their role and backstory). You might be getting a glimpse of what I mean already, this project will be very exciting for both you and I.
The name just gives away the location, but since Dunfermline is a fast-growing town. Hang on for a moment, it’s not a town? Oh that’s right, Dunfermline has won its bid to become Scotland’s eighth city during the Queen’s Jubilee this year, so location is best on the outskirts to ensure low noise pollution preventing the animals from being stressed out, since winning city status will undoubtedly bring people from all over the country and the world. Area size preference is fluid as it depends on the extent of my designing
Before I start describing the zoo, let me tell you the ticket fees. The zoo includes a charity fee in the total fee, ensuring that EVERY visitor makes their own contribution in preserving our magnificent and fragile planet. The charity fee is actually just £2 of the total fee. Adults 18-59 cost £23.50, seniors 60+ and teenagers 13-17 cost £21.50, children 3-12 cost £19.50, and toddlers go in for £15. So a reasonable fee for a zoo.
So as visitors drive on the road leading to the zoo, they’ll see the words “Zoo Dunfermline” in Hollywood style with animal statues and water features. The car park is just what? Normal, we all know what a typical car park looks like. To be frank, that’s something I don’t need to explain. The entrance building will be bamboo-based to show environmentally friendly resources for construction, in a bid to direct visitors into being productive for the environment. Once visitors enter, they’ll pass a 3,625 litre aquarium holding the world’s most neglected pet - the goldfish! This is to show visitors the reality of goldfish keeping, and that these small fancy tanks you often see pet stores selling aren’t suitable for their entire lives, best used for when they’re of a small size, still growing. This tank will also show the natural habitat of the goldfish in the wild. Yes they’re not domesticated animals, but an actual species that has lost its identify as a wild animal to humans.
Next: The First Steps (entrance building is not yet done describing)
The name just gives away the location, but since Dunfermline is a fast-growing town. Hang on for a moment, it’s not a town? Oh that’s right, Dunfermline has won its bid to become Scotland’s eighth city during the Queen’s Jubilee this year, so location is best on the outskirts to ensure low noise pollution preventing the animals from being stressed out, since winning city status will undoubtedly bring people from all over the country and the world. Area size preference is fluid as it depends on the extent of my designing
Before I start describing the zoo, let me tell you the ticket fees. The zoo includes a charity fee in the total fee, ensuring that EVERY visitor makes their own contribution in preserving our magnificent and fragile planet. The charity fee is actually just £2 of the total fee. Adults 18-59 cost £23.50, seniors 60+ and teenagers 13-17 cost £21.50, children 3-12 cost £19.50, and toddlers go in for £15. So a reasonable fee for a zoo.
So as visitors drive on the road leading to the zoo, they’ll see the words “Zoo Dunfermline” in Hollywood style with animal statues and water features. The car park is just what? Normal, we all know what a typical car park looks like. To be frank, that’s something I don’t need to explain. The entrance building will be bamboo-based to show environmentally friendly resources for construction, in a bid to direct visitors into being productive for the environment. Once visitors enter, they’ll pass a 3,625 litre aquarium holding the world’s most neglected pet - the goldfish! This is to show visitors the reality of goldfish keeping, and that these small fancy tanks you often see pet stores selling aren’t suitable for their entire lives, best used for when they’re of a small size, still growing. This tank will also show the natural habitat of the goldfish in the wild. Yes they’re not domesticated animals, but an actual species that has lost its identify as a wild animal to humans.
Next: The First Steps (entrance building is not yet done describing)
otherwise, a serious speculative zoo project of the sort we aim for in this subforum is entirely open to such remarks.