Why is an orfe hard to find?
It plays ide and seek
It plays ide and seek
Animal Jokes/Puns
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Q: Are you coming to the talk on Lyme disease
A I'll be there in a tick
A I'll be there in a tick
This new warfarin is so successful, I smell a rat
Where do elephants live in college?
In a Pachydorm
In a Pachydorm
Which ox cried at parties?
Lesley Gaur
Lesley Gaur
Which painkillers do large deer use?
Elka -Seltzer
Elka -Seltzer
Why has Nigel Farage's finances gone off the rails?
He doesn't have enough money for a Coots bank account
He doesn't have enough money for a Coots bank account
Why does Annie Lennox put sugar on her fish?
Sweet breams are made of this
Sweet breams are made of this
Which wallaby wants to be like the common people?
Jarvis Quokka
Jarvis Quokka
How does someone ask about the price of an armoured bullhead?
"How much is that pogge in the window?"
"How much is that pogge in the window?"
How did Nena describe her scarlet chacmas?
99 red baboons
99 red baboons
A mamba, honey badger and muskrat formed a band
They played snake, ratel and vole
They played snake, ratel and vole
What do you call a bivalve mollusc that tells lies?
Piddockhio
Piddockhio
What do you call an accentor that tells lies?
Dunnockhio
Dunnockhio
What is the Beach Boys' favourite fish?
Cod only knows
Cod only knows
When did Sister Sledge sing about New Zealand wattlebirds?
"Huia family"
"Huia family"
Which cryptid lived in a wonderful world?
Sasquatchmo
Sasquatchmo
Which cryptid sang with the Heartbreakers?
Tom Yeti
Tom Yeti
Which cryptid sand 'Price Tag'?
Nessie J
Nessie J
Alright then, can't let @Dassie rat have all the cryptid fun!
What was the name of the Steve Miller Band single about cryptids?
Chupacabracadabra
What was the name of the Steve Miller Band single about cryptids?
Chupacabracadabra