Alright then, can't let @Dassie rat have all the cryptid fun!
What was the name of the Steve Miller Band single about cryptids?
Chupacabracadabra
You know there's like 5 people on here old enough to get this one, Dave
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You know there's like 5 people on here old enough to get this one, Dave
You know there's like 5 people on here old enough to get this one, Dave
If you want to be technical, the song to which I alluded was released several years before *we* were born
so if we know the song, no reason some of the younger contingent couldn't!
If you want to be technical, the song to which I alluded was released several years before *we* were born
But they still played it on the radio a lot, I have the album
I think 90s is considered "oldies" now.Which cryptid sang 'Scary Monsters?'
David Yowie
David Yowie
Which insect presented QI?
The answer must be Stephen Fly
The answer must be Stephen Fly
What occurred before tenrecs?
Ninerecs
Ninerecs
Why do zoos only keep one king cobra at a time?
If there were any more, they'd stage a coup d'etat.
If there were any more, they'd stage a coup d'etat.
Which snake kills desert rodents?
A jerboa constrictor
A jerboa constrictor
Which ape was mentioned in a song in Mary Poppins
Chim chimpanzee
Chim chimpanzee
Chim chimpanzee
A chimp is as lucky
As lucky can be
Chim chimpanzee
Chim chimpanzee
Chim chimpanzee
A chimp is as lucky
As lucky can be
Do haddocks believe in Cod?
Why do most arthropods belong to cults?
Because they're insects
Because they're insects
How do we know that Cassius Clay was embalmed
There ain't no flies on Muhammad Ali
There ain't no flies on Muhammad Ali
What is the most popular film on Rottnest Island?
Meet the Quokkas
Meet the Quokkas
Why doesn't Bob Geldof keep solitary male proboscis bears?
"I don't like coatimundis"
"I don't like coatimundis"
John Hobbs was an ornithologist. Why was his sea bird poorly known?
Because it was Hobb's skua
Because it was Hobb's skua
We can listen to the music of which gannets?
The Booby Brothers
The Booby Brothers
How did Paul Simon lose interest in his last caterpillar?
There must be 50 ways to leave your larva
There must be 50 ways to leave your larva
Which marsupial hates Batman?
The Dibbler
The Dibbler
Which festive song brings a ray of hope for the future?
Manta baby
Manta baby