14 Years of Zoochat: A Retrospective

[Arizona Docent]

It could be worse. He could have accused zooboy28 of being an American!

 

[Hix]

Australia and New Zealand are like brothers. You've got the big dumb one all covered in sand with a weird accent, and then the much smarter small one.

The only reason NZ is smarter is because you send all your dorks to Bondi.



Hix

 

[Chlidonias]

The only reason NZ is smarter is because you send all your dorks to Bondi.

well when we send them to Australia we raise the average IQ of both countries!

 

[jay]

Australia and New Zealand are like brothers. You've got the big dumb one all covered in sand with a weird accent, and then the much smarter small one.

Weird accent hey? And who pronounces six as sex?

 

[Chlidonias]

Weird accent hey? And who pronounces six as sex?

seriously, that gets me in so much trouble when I'm pointing out "those six objects there".

But at least there's not the confusion an Australian causes when talking about a pirate ship.

 

[Chlidonias]

avast ye, I found a picture:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...ept_art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140829224241


...just a pity there's only two objects there!

 

[jay]

Hahahaha

 

[TeaLovingDave]

One has to give New Zealand some credit; they *did* invent the condom, using the lower intestine of a sheep. Of course, the Australians somewhat refined the idea subsequently, by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.

 

[Chlidonias]

And this is where 14 years of Zoochat has brought us.

 

[Maguari]

One has to give New Zealand some credit; they *did* invent the condom, using the lower intestine of a sheep. Of course, the Australians somewhat refined the idea subsequently, by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.

TLD, lift your feet up - I need to check underneath - I think you may have left the tone of the thread down there...

 

[pachyderm pro]

One has to give New Zealand some credit; they *did* invent the condom, using the lower intestine of a sheep. Of course, the Australians somewhat refined the idea subsequently, by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.

See, they don't teach you the important stuff in school.

 

[FunkyGibbon]

Wasn't the condom first documented in ancient Egypt?

 

[savethelephant]

And with the tongue of crocodiles?

 

[Chlidonias]

And with the tongue of crocodiles?

just don't ask how that got started...

 

[DavidBrown]

Australia and New Zealand are like brothers. You've got the big dumb one all covered in sand with a weird accent, and then the much smarter small one.

Much smarter until it tries to eat the sand. You can't take these two brothers anywhere.

 

[pachyderm pro]

Thread Page 1: So many great years of zoochat

Thread Page 2: Geographical Insults

Thread Page 3: Sex and Condoms

...This could have all been avoided if I just didn't call him an Australian...

 

[DavidBrown]

Thread Page 1: So many great years of zoochat

Thread Page 2: Geographical Insults

Thread Page 3: Sex and Condoms

...This could have all been avoided if I just didn't call him an Australian...

You thought that you were opening a thread about Zoochat history, but you ended up opening a comedy club instead.

 

[Coelacanth18]

I always like to think that Aussie-Kiwi relations are similar to American-Canadian relations, with Aussies being the Americans and Kiwis being the Canadians.

According to Wikipedia’s “History of condoms” article, there is recorded use of condoms in East Asia prior to the 15th century, bu they only covered the head. The first “uncontested” record of a condom is from 16th-century Italy.

 

[Chlidonias]

there is recorded use of condoms in East Asia prior to the 15th century, bu they only covered the head.

That's called a hat.

 

[Hix]

But at least there's not the confusion an Australian causes when talking about a pirate ship.

Or when a Sydney-sider is talking about the Manly Fairy.



Hix