Animal Jokes/Puns
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Yesterday, Rishi Sunak warned that Britain is descending into "mob rule".
Will this lead to more kangaroo courts?
Will this lead to more kangaroo courts?
If there is engineering work preventing you from seeing coots and moorhens, should you use a rail replacement bus service?
Has Bigfoot come to dinner?
Not yet-i
Not yet-i
Strathmorezoo
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Why don't penguins like rock music....they prefer Sole
What about rockhoppers?
Strathmorezoo
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[QUOTE="Dassie rat, post: 1529708, member: 4854"
mea culpa]
mea culpa]
Mark Twain and Benjamin Disraeli may have disliked ectoparasites:
"There are lice, damn lice and statisticks"
"There are lice, damn lice and statisticks"
Why are there so few members of the Procellariformes in zoos?
It is probably due to the increased cost of petrel
It is probably due to the increased cost of petrel
What has a few flat fish fingers?
A dab hand
A dab hand
A wolverine enjoyed being beaten up
It was a glutton for punishment
It was a glutton for punishment
Some cats think they are good chefs but we all make mice steaks.
Why didn't cave sharks evolve further?
Shark chasm will get you nowhere
Shark chasm will get you nowhere
Which rap singer do stoats like?
Erminem
Erminem
Did being catfished lead to Elton John's 'Candiru in the Wind'?
Where do Americans send terrorist golden pottos?
Angwantibo Bay
Angwantibo Bay
What do you call a hippogriff with the front half of a small falcon?
A Hobby Horse
A Hobby Horse
Which lorisid went through Kings Cross to visit Warthogs?
Harry Potto
Harry Potto