you are a bogan if........
you say "me" instead on "my"
you say "oshrauwya" instead of "australia"
you read the herald sun or daily telegraph newspapers
you are obsessed with breeding reptiles and growing/dealing hydroponic weed
you take pornographic photos of your "missus" for picture magazine's homegirl section
you know the lyrics to cold chisels kay san (and shout them at teh top of your lungs at the pub)
you like your houses made with cream bricks, with brown glazed tile roofs and conifers in the garden.
you live in queensland
you, or any of your children have alternative name spellings. examples:
caitlin - kaytlyn
braiden - bradyn
jarrod - jaryd
(actually just make that you like using "y" as a substitute vowel)
you honeymoon in bali (where you abuse the locals for not speaking english as good as you)
.... this could go on all day.
you say "me" instead on "my"
you say "oshrauwya" instead of "australia"
you read the herald sun or daily telegraph newspapers
you are obsessed with breeding reptiles and growing/dealing hydroponic weed
you take pornographic photos of your "missus" for picture magazine's homegirl section
you know the lyrics to cold chisels kay san (and shout them at teh top of your lungs at the pub)
you like your houses made with cream bricks, with brown glazed tile roofs and conifers in the garden.
you live in queensland
you, or any of your children have alternative name spellings. examples:
caitlin - kaytlyn
braiden - bradyn
jarrod - jaryd
(actually just make that you like using "y" as a substitute vowel)
you honeymoon in bali (where you abuse the locals for not speaking english as good as you)
.... this could go on all day.