Day 4: A Stick is Shoved Up My Nose for Public Health
Today was a productive day finally. I was able to catch up on sleep, yet still had enough time to buy a few holiday presents online; schedule my next two hotel rooms so I could avoid starring in a sequel to Amarillo Midnight; catch up on photo uploads and clearing some space on my memory card; and investigate getting a COVID test. This last one I decided was a good idea before I went to see people on the East Coast, and after the crowded herp house at OKC Zoo I figured it wouldn’t hurt to confirm. I drove a couple hours to Arkansas’s capital city of Little Rock; after getting to the parking lot and experiencing far less fanfare than I’m now accustomed to, I buckled down and got to work.
Little Rock Zoo
Location: Little Rock, Arkansas
Size: ~30 acres
Species Count: 109 (excluding unseen sections of Animal Building)
Closed Areas: Bird and Primate sections of Animal Building (reasons COVID and unknown respectively), Lorikeet Aviary (still viewable from outside)
Rarities: Spotted-necked Otter (not seen), Bush Dog, Indian Crested Porcupine, Secretarybird, Kuhl’s Flying Gecko, Fire Skink (not seen)
Price: $13 admission + $3 parking = $16 total
Recommended Time: 3 hours w/o Tropical Bird Aviary; maybe up to 3.5 hours when it reopens
Link to Media Gallery:
https://www.zoochat.com/community/media/categories/little-rock-zoo.1556/
Link to Species List:
Little Rock Zoo Species List - Nov 2021 [Little Rock Zoo]
Little Rock was quite the contrast to follow up OKC with. While OKC has spent a decade overhauling half its area into brand-new complexes and lost many species in the process, Little Rock looks largely the same as it did 10 years ago. It is very much a zoo that is still working with a built-out infrastructure of older exhibit design: a lot of the layout is still a random, meandering grab-bag of species – which doesn’t really bother me, but is an older style that has been abandoned in new zoo projects aiming for more geographic consistency. There’s plenty of paddocks, cages, and terrariums that look like those in other zoos, but there’s also two large rings of mock-rock grottoes; a nearly century-old animal building that houses any kind of small animal under the sun; and a smattering of rarities from a zoo that hasn’t had the time this century to fully homogenize their collection.
This isn’t to say the zoo has been completely unchanged, however. The ring of rock grottoes are half-empty at this point, new mesh barriers have been installed at the ape and cat exhibits to prevent fall-ins, and two obviously newer habitats for African monkeys and serval suggest a potential blueprint for the future. A 2014 master plan lists the grottoes as needing to be demolished within 10 years and mentions that the main building is in need of significant renovation. Eight years later, those changes and nearly everything else in the master plan haven’t been realized. I also lost count of how many empty enclosures I saw, which I thought was a shame; the zoo has a fairly interesting collection, but it is below its potential collection size.
Link to Zoo Map:
Zoo Map | Little Rock Zoo
(Normally I take a photo of one, but the only one I found in the whole zoo was outdated and the lighting was bad. The online map is more or less accurate.)
I first made my way past a moated yet also netted-over lemur enclosure (with a notable rarity – Blue-eyed Black Lemur – and Madagascar Teal signed) and a closed lorikeet aviary (with actual Madagascar Teals in it as well). Past that were a quartet of great ape enclosures – two for gorilla and one each for Bornean orangutan and chimpanzee. The enclosures were of a good size and had plenty of climbing structures; what was more surprising was how few gorillas and chimps I saw, with only two quiet individuals of each. Were the rest hiding or indoors? The orangutans consisted of a male, female, and baby, which is a more usual number for that species. All three were feasting on fruits, including the giant male orangutan absolutely housing a slice of pumpkin. Apparently zoo animals have their own equivalent to the “pumpkin spice latte” season!
At this point I was going to wander up to the big Animal Building – I wanted to prioritize getting ZC’s first species list from there in a decade – but I took a moment to stop by the elephant exhibit next door since the elephants were out and about, people-watching close to the viewing area. I noticed that at least one or two of the elephants was branded on their backside with a star – a hard-hitting reminder that watching circus elephants perform was a popular pastime far less than one generation back for American humans and proboscideans. There were no circus performances on display at Little Rock; the elephants quietly munched on their hay lunch stuffed inside barrels as they watched guests come and go.
Finally I reached the Animal Building and was met with a surprise that derailed my attempt at a comprehensive species list – the indoor Tropical Bird Aviary was closed due to COVID. This is an understandable response for the zoo, but one I wish they’d have mentioned on their website (which still says the “reptile/tropical bird building is open”). So no species list for that.
Another surprise was that the primate wing of the building was blocked off by a barrier, with no signage explaining why. The only enclosure visible was a mixed-species enclosure immediately across from the barrier, holding two primates (White-faced Saki and Geoffroy’s Marmoset), Green Iguana and Three-banded Armadillo. Of the many former primate enclosures lining two sides of the building, one side is blocked from view by a wooden billboard with a mural painted on it; the other has three larger cages, one of which is still inhabited by a couple of Tufted Capuchins. I peeked around the corner of the billboard to see the old cages in disuse; this was also the side of the building where the blocked path inside led. Given that the only primates on their website I *didn’t* find were bushbaby and two callitrichids – the rare talapoins and red-capped mangabeys of the recent past have gone at this point – it’s unclear whether this is a temporary or permanent arrangement.
Fortunately, I was thrown a lifeline in that the most speciose part of the building – the herp section – was still open along a one-way path. They have a smaller collection of over 35 species, including some cool finds like Kuhl’s Flying Gecko, Mexican Burrowing Python, and Puff Adder.
Moving on from the disappointment of not getting a full species list that day, I trudged on to check out the two rings of mock-rock grottoes. Both are primarily used for carnivores, and it seems that they are emptying out compared to what they held in years past: despite there being at least 20 enclosures between the two I only found a total of 11 signed species. This is where one finds the Spotted-necked Otters and Bush Dogs; unfortunately the Spotted-necked Otters were a no-show, for both that try and another attempt later in the day. The Bush Dogs, however, were out and very active: two animals followed each other around the enclosure, squeaking adorably and occasionally stopping to peer over at me. It’s a shame the species is becoming rarer in US zoos, as they are an absolute delight.
The two rings’ other inhabitants included caracal, a clouded leopard, a couple of foxes, a fossa, invisible muntjac, three grottoes worth of river otters, a grizzly bear in a larger glass-fronted enclosure, and three sloth bears. The sloth bears were a bit of a shock to see in the grottoes, even though theoretically I knew the zoo had them over there. The one that was in an enclosure by itself decided it wanted to size me up: it was standing on the edge of the grotto moat as close as it could get, chuffing and sneezing. I chuffed back; I’m not one to back down from a challenge. The bear took that personally and decided I’d be more scared if I knew how tall it was:
If I said the bear was the first one to back down, is there any chance you’d believe me...? Alright fine, I left first. But I swear it’s only because I had other things to do! I wasn’t intimidated at all...
I normally try to err on the side of caution when criticizing enclosure designs – I’m not a husbandry expert and don’t know what bears need – but even the zoo itself has officially stated that small rock grottoes for bears are an outdated practice at this point. Husbandry needs aside, it doesn’t take that small or ugly an enclosure to make people feel negatively towards keeping large and popular mammals like bears in zoos, and it doesn’t contextualize the animal in nature at all. It was a far cry from Oklahoma City’s grassy treed meadows, where the bears dig their own den in real earth for the winter. Hopefully the emptiness of these grotto rings implies that they will get knocked down in the near future and eventually replaced with larger, more dynamic modern enclosures – maybe for sloth bears? One can only hope.
After the grottoes was what can be characterized as a very long loop in the western half of the zoo, consisting primarily of many African species early on but then gradually turning into more of a geographic grab-bag of medium-sized wildlife. I won’t do the whole thing piece-by-piece; I’m not here to spoonfeed all of you, crack open those links and sate your own curiosities for a change! It’s mostly a long path full of well-vegetated yards viewed either across moats or (primarily) from overhead viewing walkways. Among the highlighted denizens of the West Side were Black Rhinos (including a hyperactive newborn calf) in a large complex; a brand-new mesh exhibit for Angolan Colobus and Lesser Spot-nosed Guenon (a rarer primate in the US); an Indian Crested Porcupine (most or nearly all of the
Hystrix in American zoos now are African I believe); and a pair of Secretarybirds, one actively patrolling while the other stood still for photo ops.
There was also a couple of large shaded yards for Cheetahs, of which I saw three. Part of that complex included a “Cheetah Conservation Outpost” building which is home to Naked Mole Rats and a weird mish-mash of herp terrariums, some of which were missing signage and some of which were missing animals. One interesting find was signage for Fire Skink (Mochlus fernandi), a species I had never seen before and was only vaguely aware of. Unfortunately, there were no fire skinks to be found. Hopefully the zoo didn’t lose them; you can’t assume losing an animal that can breathe fire would be great for a wooden building. Fire skinks breathe fire, right? I don’t know how animals work; I’m here for the attention and praise, mainly.
The remaining parts of the zoo included a quartet of exhibits for a pride of lions (including females hanging out in a tree!), a pair of tigers and a black jaguar; a roughly decade-old mesh-domed penguin pool; and several more odds and ends that didn’t make the cut for this review. I ended up heading out at 3:30; for the first day but not the last, my camera battery lived through the entire zoo. I feel like a proud parent!
Traveling
I thought I would have enough time to get a COVID test before heading off to my next city, and I was technically right; after accidentally missing the turn-in multiple times and having my registration call drop while waiting in line, I was the last car in before the parking garage entrance was shut behind me. In the name of public health a giant swab was unceremoniously shoved up my nostril and through my sinus cavity to tickle my brain, which is presumably where all of the COVID lives. Once that was done I was immediately waved out so everybody could go home. I sympathize; getting a swab halfway through your skull is rough, but imagine having to shove a bunch of swabs into a bunch of people’s skulls all day. The coughing probably makes it hard to get it all the way up to the brain.
Rather than leaving you all in suspense, I’ll skip ahead a moment and tell you that I tested negative... so when you imagine me enjoying all of the zoos that follow, imagine me enjoying them disease-free rather than Corrupted Blood-style infecting the populace. Just a little World of Warcraft reference to round out the day.
Fast Food Review of the Day: Popeyes
The world mocks us for having food that’s bad, and in many cases that’s fair... we did invent spray cheese and the art of deep frying Skittles. As an American, I think I’m qualified – obligated, even – to issue a formal apology for those. But there are a few areas where America holds its own, and one of those is fried chicken. Of course I’m only reviewing fast food here, but when it comes to fast food fried chicken, Popeyes is the way to go.
Anyone overseas is probably more familiar with KFC. I’m not going to review KFC, because I don’t eat there. Here’s my review for KFC: it sucks. Cook better chicken, KFC!
(I’ve heard it’s actually not bad in Asian countries, but I don’t live in an Asian country so whatever.)
The chicken at Popeyes is exactly what you want from a good fried piece of bird meat: the skin is crispy, flaky, and buttery, and the meat is tender and juicy. You can get it spicy or mild. The sides are also, as the kids said at one point and probably no longer do, “on fleek”. Their red beans and rice and macaroni and cheese in particular are representative of the restaurant’s Cajun roots and are definitely the pairings to go for with your delicious avian limbs. The Cajun fries are also decent for fast food generally, but I wouldn’t bother getting them; despite the name, they’re essentially just regular fries. Why get fries when you can have Southern classics?
To summarize, Popeyes is one of the best fast food joints America has to offer. If they weren’t, would my response to them telling me at the drive-thru window “we won’t have any chicken for 20 minutes” be to simply pull into a parking space and wait 22 minutes? Of course not, I was hungry and there were other places to eat closer than that. I needed fried chicken! (Also yes, it *is* unfortunate that a chicken restaurant momentarily didn’t have chicken – it’s so popular they can’t keep up!)