The Nonsense Thread

[Swampy]

Goats, disguising themselves as humans and infiltrating zoo sites? you've goat to be kidding me! That's totally unbillyvable!

 

[Dassie rat]

Is anyone here secretly a goat? (Because I am definitely not...)

Could Macaw16 be Mark Hor, 16?

 

[TheGerenuk]

Could Macaw16 be Mark Hor, 16?

For all I know, I could be TheWailaIbex!

 

[Dassie rat]

Do you like the music of Bob Marley and the Walias? No walrus, no cry.

 

[TheGerenuk]

Unfortunately, I do not baalieve in such a group.

 

[Dassie rat]

Goatimundi was confused with a member of Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

*insert baaa-d Capridae pun*

~Thylo

 

[Swampy]

How many lorikeet walkthrough exhibits called 'Lorikeet Landing' are there? Is there some sort of unspoken pact that all lorikeet walkthroughs must be given this name? Is it some kind of a cult?

 

[Dassie rat]

It's probably less confusing than Lory Park and easier to say than Red Lory, Yellow Lory.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

I don't care what they're called I just want some more interesting lories..

~Thylo

 

[Dassie rat]

The UK should have the Land of Hopang lory.

 

[Swampy]

Maybe there's a global conspiracy run by a shadowy organisation to keep those more interesting lories from us. a kind of...illoriminati.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

Maybe there's a global conspiracy run by a shadowy organisation to keep those more interesting lories from us. a kind of...illoriminati.

I think they're based somewhere in Spain

~Thylo

 

[Dassie rat]

I don't care what they're called I just want some more interesting lories.. Thylo

Several zoos exhibit the slow and slender lories.

 

[KevinVar]

Those do not land quite as well though.

 

[Dassie rat]

but they're good at holding onto visitors.

 

[Swampy]

Those do not land quite as well though.

More of a dull thud than the swoosh of wings.

 

[Swampy]

While googling various Cercopithecus species, I came across a very....interesting image that seems to show a Hamlyn's monkey with VERY oversized, very unnerving eyes- It's one of the first images that comes up when you search for 'Hamlyn's Monkey' on google images. can anyone confirm; Is it photoshop, or is the primate that will inevitably now haunt my nightmares actually real?

 

[birdsandbats]

While googling various Cercopithecus species, I came across a very....interesting image that seems to show a Hamlyn's monkey with VERY oversized, very unnerving eyes- It's one of the first images that comes up when you search for 'Hamlyn's Monkey' on google images. can anyone confirm; Is it photoshop, or is the primate that will inevitably now haunt my nightmares actually real?

You mean this one?:

 

[Swampy]

It seems I forgot to attach the image to my post, but that is indeed the one.