The Nonsense Thread

"Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns and blisters, impetiginous sore and pustules, by the auspices of that raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguries of rooks in parlament, death with every disaster, the dynamatisation of colleagues, the reducing of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a lot of sweetempered gunpowdered didst unto dudst but it never stphruck your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit, the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbow the merrier fumes your new Irish stew.”
 
“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!”
 
Ituri said:
Rats live on no evil star.
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you don't think there were rats upon the Death Star?

(In tried to work in a Mad Max/Tina Turner "Beyond Palindrome" joke but couldn't come up with one :()
 
jbnbsn99 said:
"Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns and blisters, impetiginous sore and pustules, by the auspices of that raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguries of rooks in parlament, death with every disaster, the dynamatisation of colleagues, the reducing of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a lot of sweetempered gunpowdered didst unto dudst but it never stphruck your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit, the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbow the merrier fumes your new Irish stew.”
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there's a fountain in Dublin representing Anna Livia Plurabelle....
 
there's a difference between nonsense and sheer unadulterated brilliance that is simply unappreciated by the general masses.

(As you can tell, I haven't read it :D)




*And I think recognising the reference makes up for not having watched The Big Lebowski!!
 
Almost makes up for it, so you're now okay in my book. I haven't read it either. Maybe one day... Or not, it is one of the hardest books in the English language.
 
Had the whole thread continued with that backwards, jumbled talk I would've been angry, honestly. Too much to bear; I've got a headache. :p
 
AnaheimZoo said:
Had the whole thread continued with that backwards, jumbled talk I would've been angry, honestly. Too much to bear; I've got a headache. :p
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it wasn't jumbled, control your anger. Anger is the way to the Dark Side.
 
Come to the dark side, we have cookies. DavidBrown's been there for ages.
 
jbnbsn99 said:
Come to the dark side, we have cookies. DavidBrown's been there for ages.
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see, now how difficult would it have been for the Emperor to just say to Luke "come to the Dark Side and we'll give you cookies. We have chocolate chip....."?
 
Chlidonias said:
see, now how difficult would it have been for the Emperor to just say to Luke "come to the Dark Side and we'll give you cookies. We have chocolate chip....."?
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now look what I found....
 

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nanoboy said:
Hmm... a cooking thread about what aspects of cooking? What I ate for lunch? Restaurant reviews? (I do restaurant reviews for Tripadvisor. :D) Recipes? A food blog?

The movie review thread is quite active, but would anyone read a cooking thread or even contribute? I can't imagine ThylacineAlive contributing. :D
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First off, I just realised I missed like three pages of this thread!! Now on to nonsense.

Actually, my uncle owns a highly successful restaurant chain so I'll have something to say. He just opened a new resaturant at the Basketball Hall of Fame. It's called Plan B. They were the first restaurant chain to be certified humain- meaning they were the first place in the U.S. to get all of their meat from farms that use humain techniques to, for lack of a better word, slaughter their animals. Now that's a sentence that doesn't make much sense.:) He also owns a place called the Half Door (Irish Pub) and some other place a half a block down with some strange name I can't spell. Tizons (Ti-zone-s) mabye.

Let's all face the facts, I made all your lives more exciting.:D

Also, I forgot to mention, the 8th and 9th of November were my parents birthdays!!!!:D:D

And finally, since I appear to have missed the conversation, uyutfrydlusijodocigwkliuoiu87340t85tjgnbv50 mmc (Translation: Hi)
 
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