Which exhibit would you least want named after you?
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Onychorhynchus coronatus
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Not listed as an option but basically any exhibit at ZSL London.
If Berthold Lubetkin is alive he would be crying in his coffin.
Wait, what? If he were alive what would he be doing in a coffin?
Taking a long nap.
My submission:
A children's zoo. Filled with as many rabbits, guinea pigs and stinky pygmy goats as you don't want, overcrowded to quadruple capacity with screaming, crying and running children, whose parents have as little concern for the legs and eardrums of others as they do for actually raising their little satanic spawn, the air filled with the noxious smells of highly suspect cheap fast food and ice cream and drinks so sweet they make dentists weep and one hundred times more playground equipment than exhibits.
A children's zoo. Filled with as many rabbits, guinea pigs and stinky pygmy goats as you don't want, overcrowded to quadruple capacity with screaming, crying and running children, whose parents have as little concern for the legs and eardrums of others as they do for actually raising their little satanic spawn, the air filled with the noxious smells of highly suspect cheap fast food and ice cream and drinks so sweet they make dentists weep and one hundred times more playground equipment than exhibits.
Screaming.