Which exhibit would you least want named after you?

What exhibit would you least want named after you?

  • "Feel The Eel" electric eel touch tank

    Votes: 7 9.3%
  • Walk-through mosquito aviary

    Votes: 21 28.0%
  • The black rhino tickling pavilion

    Votes: 5 6.7%
  • Three-toed sloth agility course

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • "Punk The Skunk": striped skunks love surprises! Startle one and enjoy!

    Votes: 9 12.0%
  • "Swim With The Hippos" aquarium

    Votes: 5 6.7%
  • Cape buffalo contact area (the petting zoo goats have been replaced)

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • "Fire Ants In Your Pants!": a unique immersion experience

    Votes: 10 13.3%
  • "Lie Down With The Lions": spend the night at the zoo from INSIDE a pride of lions!

    Votes: 3 4.0%
  • Other (please specify below)

    Votes: 10 13.3%

  • Total voters
    75
My submission:

A children's zoo. Filled with as many rabbits, guinea pigs and stinky pygmy goats as you don't want, overcrowded to quadruple capacity with screaming, crying and running children, whose parents have as little concern for the legs and eardrums of others as they do for actually raising their little satanic spawn, the air filled with the noxious smells of highly suspect cheap fast food and ice cream and drinks so sweet they make dentists weep and one hundred times more playground equipment than exhibits.
 
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