Worst Movies

Hix said:
I saw Anaconda at the cinema, and half way through the movie one of the staff said I would have to leave if I didn't stop laughing because I was disturbing the other people.

And it wasn't just the CGI - the whole premise was laughable.

:p

Hix
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No way! The concept of a huge anaconda lurking in the jungle has been the stuff of legend for centuries! :D

AZ, I have seen all the Pirates movies in cinema. I think that they are trashy cliches, but man they are entertaining. :D
 
Mmmmmmm ........Keira Knightly.......

:p :p :p

Hix
 
AnaheimZoo said:
Oh, Hix! :D I'm guessing you strongly disagree with nanoboy's opinion of her, then? :p
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Hell yes!!!

But then, Nanoboy's from Melbourne.

:p

Hix
 
Yeah out here we like our women to look like women rather than boys with feminine features.
 
nanoboy said:
I saw this one in cinema, and I enjoyed it thoroughly back then. Watching movies like this now though, the dated CGI makes me laugh, because I can't believe that we thought it was cutting edge 15 years ago. I does make you wonder if we will laugh at 'Avatar' in a few years.
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the worst "real" special effect for me was the scene where the anaconda killed a black jaguar, in which the jaguar was more-than-obviously a stuffed one with the camera moving at different angles to make it look alive (which it completely failed to do).

The worst CGI special effects though were the way the enormous snake shot through the air like a whip on numerous occasions, or twirled its way up a ladder like a scaly twister. Completely against the laws of physics.

Worst "factual" element in the movie was the text on the screen at the start informing the viewer that the anaconda is so ferocious that it will regurgitate its victims just so that it can kill something else, this of course being the basic set-up for the script.
 
Don't forget the jaguars eyeballs which were left on the forest floor, the idea being the snake squeezed it so hard it's eyes literally pooped out of it's head.

And just after it ate someone, as the snake swims through the water you can see the face of the victim with a wide open mouth pressed up against the inside of it.

:p

Hix
 
if you thought Anaconda was dumb, and you thought Anaconda 2: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid was even dumber, then be prepared to be struck with more dumbness than you ever thought possible. Yes, Anaconda 3: The Offspring was made in 2008. I just found some clips on youtube. It has David Hasselhoff in it!!
 
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Wow, that makes the original Anaconda look downright Oscar worthy!
 
The Last Airbender- If you're a fan of the show, you know my pain

Batman & Robin- A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
 
In no particular order:

1) Munich-One of two movies where I left the theater. What a terrible snoozer.

2) Master and Commander of the High Sea (or whatever it was called). The other movie where I left the theater. Another snoozer.

3) Braveheart-Could have been shortened by an hour and been okay then.

4) Titanic-Chick flick set with a sinking ship in the backdrop. Need I say more?

5) Cool World-All I can say is WTF?

6) The Godfather-I know it's supposed to be a classic, but I slept through the entire second hour.

7) A River Runs Through It-Boring story about some guy who likes fly fishing. Yawn!

8) Trainspotting-The music is so loud it distracts from any dialogue (that can barely be understood with some of their accents) and it is filmed in a haze.

9) Revolver-WTF?

10) Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs-I'm not that picky but do you have to swear that much? I put those in the same category as they are pretty similar.
 
elefante said:
In no particular order:

1) Munich-One of two movies where I left the theater. What a terrible snoozer.

2) Master and Commander of the High Sea (or whatever it was called). The other movie where I left the theater. Another snoozer.

3) Braveheart-Could have been shortened by an hour and been okay then.

4) Titanic-Chick flick set with a sinking ship in the backdrop. Need I say more?

5) Cool World-All I can say is WTF?

6) The Godfather-I know it's supposed to be a classic, but I slept through the entire second hour.

7) A River Runs Through It-Boring story about some guy who likes fly fishing. Yawn!

8) Trainspotting-The music is so loud it distracts from any dialogue (that can barely be understood with some of their accents) and it is filmed in a haze.

9) Revolver-WTF?

10) Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs-I'm not that picky but do you have to swear that much? I put those in the same category as they are pretty similar.
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So, in other words, you don't like movies that are slow paced and make you dwell on the beauty of a scene. Or make you think a little for that matter.
 
jbnbsn99 said:
So, in other words, you don't like movies that are slow paced and make you dwell on the beauty of a scene. Or make you think a little for that matter.
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I don't think Cool World, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, or Reservoir Dogs require a lot of thought. I don't mind some that make you think and I really like some historical movies. Lincoln was a great movie and that was fairly slow-paced. I also liked The Hobbit (although didn't like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy). I do prefer a good comedy or shoot-em-up though.
 
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