Zoo Chat Story time

Goretex

Goretex

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15+ year member
Ok here's an expreiment: I'm going to start a story off and I wandererd whether after my post another member could continue it and then another member could continue it again and so on. Below is the story's start
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Once upon a time there were 3 grandmas in a room doing some sowing. All went smoothly until one of them said:
 
'ahh, a tiger!' this caused one of the grandma's to have a heart attack. it seemed as if she was going to die, when:
 
They realized she was just pretending to give them a scare. She knew the tiger was tame because it was with their eccentric cousin Billy, who works at the circus...
 
but the circus was going to shut down. the elephant marie overheard this and was scared that all the animals would be killed. she told the lion who told the giraffe who told the monkey who told everyone, so the animals started to riot, causing. . .
 
the circus having to be shut down, thus leaving all the poor animals homeless and Billy without a job. However eccentric cousin Billy had an idea...
 
Billy thought it would be a good idea to re-house the animals in a zoo. He brought a nice bit of land in the district of Burwell. Everything was all ready and Burwell Zoological Gardens was about to open when...
 
he realised that Burwell was actually NOT a prime location for his zoological gardens due to the presence of a pathalogical animal napper.
Thus Billy decided to review his plans and applied for permission to open his bijou safari park in...........
 
karoocheetah said:
he realised that Burwell was actually NOT a prime location for his zoological gardens due to the presence of a pathalogical animal napper.
Thus Billy decided to review his plans and applied for permission to open his bijou safari park in...........
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Galloway Wildlife Park as it was about to be closed because the owners opened yet another collection in a poor......
 
zoogiraffe said:
Galloway Wildlife Park as it was about to be closed because the owners opened yet another collection in a poor......
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Two-man tent that kept collapsing in the breeze. The owners considered buying a caravan in which to house their animals, however...
 
there was a campervan on offer in metallic purple - this was too much of a temptation to Billy so he decided to make his zoological exhibit a MOBILE exhibit :O)
So after picking up his the 'Purple People Eater' - his new name for the Van, Billy set about populating it with exhibits.
Having a somewhat bijou interior Billy opted first for Tamarins followed quickly by......
 
a heavily pregnant sea lion called Ruby. As Ruby's time came to give birth Billy realised he had no idea how to help if help was indeed required, so he got on the phone home to the 3 Grandma's, one of the Grandma's (as luck would have it) was a pinniped expert and she gave him this advice....
 
"get yourself a machine that goes ping......you can't work with animals without a machine that goes ping!"
Billy took the advice onboard - wondering if there was a specific pinniped sort of ping or if any old generic ping would suffice!
Meanwhile back in the purple people eater the Tamarins were....
 
karoocheetah said:
"get yourself a machine that goes ping......you can't work with animals without a machine that goes ping!"
Billy took the advice onboard - wondering if there was a specific pinniped sort of ping or if any old generic ping would suffice!
Meanwhile back in the purple people eater the Tamarins were....
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Breeding like rabbits so that they would have thousands of warriors available to take on evil marmoset rebellion in the last battle of the Great Callitrichid War - however they still needed swiss army knives with which to fight. The leader of the tamarin empire (Emperor Tamarin) concocted a cunning plan to steal some from the...
 
Jack Knife Fish (Equetus lanceolatus) the Tamarins thought this a fantastic cunning plan - one which the knife fish would NEVER see coming - unlike the Glass Fish who couldn't keep anything hidden to save their lives.
Just then one of the Tamarins spotted.......
 
...a Leopard [according to Spike Milligan, Leopards are easily spotted]. About this time the local council were making noises about a Zoo Licence, while PETA and the Born Free Foundation were threatening to form a pincer movement.......
 
...which really angered and upset the tamarins, who knew that if the people from the animal rights movements succeeded in their misguided view they would have to be returned to the wild or be killed. They liked living in a zoo, as it was safe, they got all of their food provided for them, as well as shelter when it was cold and medicine when they were sick. Knowing they had to do something, Emperor Tamarin met in secret with Mr. Geoffroy Marmoset of the Marmoset Rebellion. This meeting resulted in a peace treaty between the two sides and marked the end of the Callitrichid war - from that moment, both tamarins and marmosets vowed to fight the animal welfare groups together, whilst they helped raise money for...
 
a containerload of lemon sherbets and a skateboard, everyone knows how much Tamarins LOVE lemon sherbets....but don't tell the rebellion otherwise....
 
They'll be back fighting once again. 2 days later the fight between the marmosets and the anti-zoo-people started up with...
 
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