Elton John wanted to promote amphibian conservation
It's a shame that "Goodbye natterjack toad" wasn't successful
It's a shame that "Goodbye natterjack toad" wasn't successful
Animal Jokes/Puns
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What do you call an Owl that decapitates it's food.
a Guil-hoo-tine.
a Guil-hoo-tine.
Jay K Rowling?
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What do dogs sing at Liverpool matches?
When you walk to a tree
Hold your leg up high
And don't be afraid of the bark
When you walk to a tree
Hold your leg up high
And don't be afraid of the bark
Boris Johnson has just been talking about the aardvark the British must do to fight covid. He also said we must show four bear ants. Perhaps he was confused and meant four ant bears.
Mind you, Orycteropus is the most inoffensive animal in the entire world; Aardvark never killed anyone!
Many people think that the bird of prey on a church lectern represents an eagle. It is actually a fish hawk. When priests stand behind it, they often say, "Let osprey"
We never know. We never will know....
I think that termites may think differently after aardvarks not killing anyone
What do dermopterans say when they start moving?
Earwig go
Earwig go
Earwig go
Earwig go
Earwig go
Earwig go
Are you a Hawaiian goose?
Nay nay
Nay nay
"Beep beep", said Mr Toad
Punny, Punny....
How do marsh crocodiles measure their internet speed?
In mugger bites
In mugger bites
Pootle
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Earlier on today we are going shopping and in a rare event Mrs Pootle is driving. I’m looking out the window and see a large hare in a field, so I said that I just saw it…..
Then there was a pause followed by.
Pootle: Not seen a hare for a while.
Mrs Pootle: No.
Pootle: If badgers live in sets, foxes in dens and rabbits in burrows, what does a hare live in?
Mrs Pootle : Hammocks.
Pootle: Are you OK?......
Then there was a pause followed by.
Pootle: Not seen a hare for a while.
Mrs Pootle: No.
Pootle: If badgers live in sets, foxes in dens and rabbits in burrows, what does a hare live in?
Mrs Pootle : Hammocks.
Pootle: Are you OK?......
Attention, zoo keepers
A Sulawesi crested macaque has escaped
This is not a drill
A Sulawesi crested macaque has escaped
This is not a drill
Hawaiian goose to rehab?
I said, "Ne ne ne"
I said, "Ne ne ne"