What is the favourite song of female blue whales?
Kriller queen
Kriller queen
Animal Jokes/Puns
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Did you hear that the doves beat the hawks?
There was a military coup
There was a military coup
Pantheraman
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Two horses and a donkey go into a bar. One of the horses tells the donkey to mow his lawn and the donkey says: "You can kiss his @#$"
Did you hear about the morays that glowed when Julie Andrews sang?
"The eels are alight with the sound of music".
"The eels are alight with the sound of music".
What is the favourite Ike and Tina Turner song for arboreal perching birds?
Nuthatch City Limits
Nuthatch City Limits
What is the favourite Bill Haley and the Comets song for cotingas?
Cock of the Rock Around the Clock
Cock of the Rock Around the Clock
A spider walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'd like a glass of soda please." The bartender says "you want ice (pronounced like 'eyes') with that?" The spider says "no thanks, I'm happy with the eight."
A giraffe walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'd like to order a gallon of vodka, please." The bartender says "I don't know, that's kind of a tall order."
A penguin is drinking at a bar and says to the bartender "I have to step out for a few minutes and my borther's going to be here soon. When he gets here, could you tell him I'll be right back?" The bartender says "what will he be wearing."
A giraffe walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'd like to order a gallon of vodka, please." The bartender says "I don't know, that's kind of a tall order."
A penguin is drinking at a bar and says to the bartender "I have to step out for a few minutes and my borther's going to be here soon. When he gets here, could you tell him I'll be right back?" The bartender says "what will he be wearing."
I asked you to tell me the generic name of the domestic goose. Is that your final Anser?
I went to a zoo recently, and it turned out all they had was Domestic Dogs. There was a Shih Tzu.
If they play Deltarune, perhaps their favorite song is Attack of the Kriller Queen.
Where do shaggy-haired cattle relax?
In a yakuzzi
In a yakuzzi
Why did the crustaceans make a detour around the town?
To avoid the prawnbrokers
To avoid the prawnbrokers
Why do most arthropods have heretical religious beliefs?
Because they're in sects
Because they're in sects
Why have the arachnids left Twitter?
They haven't got any blue ticks
They haven't got any blue ticks
What did the African monkey scream when it woke up in the morning and stepped outside?
"Hey, what's guenon"
"Hey, what's guenon"
Why were taxidermists banned from the buffet?
They kept stuffing their faces
They kept stuffing their faces
Why did the bufonid in 'Wind in the Willows' lose his car?
It got toad away
It got toad away
How do ducks sneeze?
Attishsmew
Attishsmew
Why didn't the mallards win the cricket match?
They were all out for a duck
They were all out for a duck