I'll think of another group of animals.
Animal Jokes/Puns
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What is the favourite Katy Perry song for herons and their relatives?
Ibissed a girl
Ibissed a girl
What is the favourite Edith Piaf song for herons and their relatives?
Non, Je Ne Egret Rien
Non, Je Ne Egret Rien
What is the favourite Ian Hunter song for herons and their relatives?
Once bittern, twice shy
Once bittern, twice shy
What is the favourite Suzi Quattro song for herons and their relatives?
Pelican the can
Pelican the can
Bengal Tiger
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This killed me
What is the favourite piece of music by Bach for herons and their relatives?
Heron a G string
Heron a G string
What is the favourite Beatles song for herons and their relatives?
Heroner Rigby
Heroner Rigby
I thought it was “An Ardea’s night!”
What is the least favourite film for beavers?
The dam busters
The dam busters
And do mad beavers enjoy Psycho-Lodge-iCal thrillers?
Unless they solve the problem beaver the ending
What is the favourite Cockerel Chorus song for rodents?
Nice one, Squirrel
Nice one, Squirrel
What is the favourite Genesis song for rodents?
Mara
Mara
What is the favourite Bob Merrill song for young rodents?
How much is that degu in the window?
The one with the fragile tail
How much is that degu in the window?
The one with the fragile tail
What is the favourite Traffic song for rodents?
Vole in my shoe
Vole in my shoe
Did Bugs Bunny get his name due to myxomatosis?
He's 81 years old so I'm not so sure. . . .
EDIT: Oh and he got is name because of one of the people working in the studio and the person who draw some of him, Ben, "Bugs" Hardaway.
EDIT: Oh and he got is name because of one of the people working in the studio and the person who draw some of him, Ben, "Bugs" Hardaway.
Did you notice that Boris Johnson talked about Peppa Pig and forgot Porky Pig?